Thursday, May 03, 2012

Krypton Force Five

Blogger's got a new fancy interface thing, and I think it's now such that I can share a spreadsheet with the world and not lose all the formatting! So this one is for fans of my Krypton Force blog that summarises all those releases of Force Five cartoons by my favourite cheap video label. That post brings in more google-search-directed pageviews than anything else I've written, you know. Except the one about how to give yourself food poisoning.

Here's a summary of the original Japanese episode titles (translated, sometimes badly, into English), the titles of the Force Five translations of 26 episodes from each series, the rarer-than-hen's-teeth pre-cert Video Brokers releases, and everyone's favourites, the Krypton Force videos. Just for anyone who's out to collect them all. All this information is, I think, gathered together on the internet for the very first time, and although it involves a teensy bit of guesswork here and there, it's at least 90% accurate. And what more could you want?

(If this doesn't look readable on your computer, please tell me. It looks okayish on mine.)

Getter Robo G Starvengers Formators
Japanese number Japanese title Force Five Episode Title Video brokers tape Krypton Force number Krypton Force tape
1 Revive, Getter Robo! 1 Who'll Fly Poseidon 1a 2a The New Starvenger
2 Mystery of the Fearsome 100 Demon Empire 2 Dragon Formation... Switch On! 1b 2b The New Starvenger
3 An Insidious Trap! The Flying Fleet 3 Sky Tankers Away 2a 3a The Havoc Symbol
4 Benkei! Victory Of Tears 4 Tip Gets The Needle 2b 3b The Havoc Symbol
5 The Frightening Hydrogen Bomb Plan 5 Atomic Blackmail 11b
6 The Dream Shredding Hyakki Empire 6 The Star Energizer's Gone 3a 4a Star Energizers
7 After That Black Jet!
8 Two Stars Shining in the Night Sky
9 SOS! Getter Robo, Please Respond! 7 A Deserted Laboratory 3b 4b Star Energizers
10 Attacking the Demon Island! 8 The Island Fortress 4a 5a Earths Defence
11 The Hyakki Empire! The Road to the General 9 Honour Redeemed 4b 5b Earths Defence
12 Showdown in the Desert!
13 Bat Bombs Crisis! 10 Tip's Falcon 12a 7a Birds Of Prey
14 A Friend became Wind
15 The Ballad of the Red Butterfly
16 Battle!! Stormy Man's Road
17 Koro, Bark For Tomorrow 11 Joey Finds A Friend 5a 6a Joey & The Pup
18 Danger in Izu Penisula Shallows
19 Rescue Dr. Saotome! 12 Mount Pandemonium Explodes 11a
20 Major Battle! Mecha Fortress 13 Star Fire part 1 6a 9a Star Fire
21 Final Battle! Shinespark 14 Star Fire part 2 6b 9b Star Fire
22 Jumbo Jet Disappears On The Ocean Floor 15 Free Trip To Danger 5b 6b Joey & The Pup
23 Moonlight Dancing Clown 16 Send Out The Clowns 7a 8a Omicron Ray
24 A Boy Screaming Into The Sea 17 A Boy Crying To The Sea 7b 8b Omicron Ray
25 Michiru Disappears into the Beach
26 He who became a Demon!
27 Swallow, Fly away 18 Flight Of The Swallow 8a
28 Green Earth Dies
29 Whistle after the tears 19 A Family Reunion 8b
30 Dry Snow Sneak Attack!
31 Burn! Ryo's Sword
32 What's Up With That Healthy Girl? 20 A Girl Named Maria 9a 10a Fear Of Imagination
33 Dusk knows
34 Showdown! Hyakki Three Brothers 21 Triple Play 9b 10b Fear Of Imagination
35 Never Die Hyakki Old Soldiers 22 The Old Warrior 10a
36 Benkei Assassination Plot 23 The Cry Of Silence 10b
37 Approaching Crisis In Japanese Waters? 24 The Mother Quail's Strategy 12b 7a Birds Of Prey
38 Emperor Brai 's Counter Attack 25 The Battle For Earth part 1 13a
39 Battle! Sky over Japan 26 The Battle For Earth part 2 13b



SF Saiyuki Starzinger Spaceketeers Sci-Bots
Japanese number Japanese title Force Five Episode Title Video brokers tape Krypton Force number Krypton Force tape
1 The Journey To The Great Planet 1 Aurora Accepts The Challenge 1a
2 The Princess Of Space 2 The Invincible Warrior 1b
3 The Planet Of Mud 3 Enter The Space Hog 2a
4 The Adventure And The Dream 4 One For All And All For One 2b
5 Friendship Is The Strongest 5 Crystal Palace 3a 12a Crystal & The Space Bees
6 The Astrobat 6 Swarm Of The Space Bees 3b 12b Crystal & The Space Bees
7 The Bravery Of Haka 7 The Panther Bat 4a 11a Star Point Tantar
8 The Nightmare Of Energy 8 All For One And None For All 4b 11b Star Point Tantar
9 The Lost Star
10 The Symbol Of The Lost
11 Doctor Mud 9 Dr Snark's Chance 5a 10a Snark & The Diamonds
12 Don't Die, Princess! 10 The Galactic Diamond 5b 10b Snark & The Diamonds
13 The Split Planet 11 Enter Tryax Khan 13a 4a Betrayal
14 The Fort Planet 12 Reluctant Enemies 6a 9a Surrender By Force
15 The Dark Point 13 Too Much Monkey Business 6b 9b Surrender By Force
16 A Dead Flower
17 A Shadow In The Water 14 Eye Of The Beholder 7a 8a Evil Catyla
18 Hot Wave 15 Sacrifice To Rorka 7b 8b Evil Catyla
19 Bye-Bye Captain 16 Heart Of Ice 8a 7a Zalo
20 Unbeaten Mart
21 Underground Hero
22 Lost Monster
23 Telepathic Vision
24 One Of Two Is A Liar 17 Truth And Consequences 8b 7b Zalo
25 The Bright Planet 18 A Rose Is A Rose 9a 6a Love And Treasure
26 A Terrible Battle 19 Treasure Of Tryax Khan 9b 6b Love And Treasure
27 Kin Kin Attacks Again 20 Menace Of The Fire Dragons 10a 3a Battle Of The Flame Dragon
28 The Death Of Queen Cosmos 21 A Stitch In Time And Space 10b 3b Battle Of The Flame Dragon
29 Fort Goldstar 22 An Enemy Betrayed 11a 13a Dector The Betrayer
30 The Three Brothers 23 The Three Brothers 11b 13b Dector The Betrayer
31 Revolution Of Lephan 24 The Truth About Solda 12a 5a Death Valley
32 The Monster's Love
33 Devil Of Space 25 The Sayleen Solution 12b 5b Death Valley
34 Cursed Forest Of Glass 26 The Mirror Cracks 13b 4b Betrayal
35 The Monster's Heart
36 Without A Planet
37 Lonely Wolf Of The Space
38 The Dog-Robot
39 The Eternal Snow
40 The Princess Is Missing In The Planet Magma
41 The Big Search For The Princess
42 A Woman From The Dark Past
43 Kill The Princess, With Love !
44 The Red Desert Oath
45 Lullaby In The Battle
46 Soldiers Of The Foreign Legion
47 Tomorrow Will Be The Day
48 The Attack Of King Ghyuma
49 Queen Lacet's Plot
50 The Last Day Of The Evil Stronghold
51 Hurry Up , Soldiers Of Love !
52 The Last Day Of The Evil Forces
53 Unexpected Attack (Black Sun)
54 Princess Aurora In The Hands Of The Devil
55 The Battle Of The Planet Girara
56 End Of A Wicked One
57 The Primitive Appearance Of The Monsters
58 The Ghost Queen Edora
59 The Enigma Of The Ancient Planet
60 Destruction Of Earth
61 Back To Bright Sun !
62 Planet Atlates
63 Beyond The Storm
64 The Monster Of Light
65 Cogo's New Circuits
66 The Abduction Of The Princess
67 The Planet Of The Slaves
68 The Little Demon
69 The Fifth Planet
70 The Fake Cogo
71 Tears Of Pain
72 The Final Battle
73 Farewell, Princess



UFO Robo Grendizer Grandizer Orion Quest
Japanese number Japanese title Force Five Episode Title Video brokers tape Krypton Force number Krypton Force tape
1 Brothers Of The Universe 1 Robot Back To Action 1a 3a Red Moon
2 Prince Of The Other World 2 Beware The Red Moon 1b 3b Red Moon
3 The Tragic Fiesta
4 The Island Of Fear 3 The Southern Cross 2a 1a Triple Triangle
5 The Pitfall Of Death 4 General Ding 2b 1b Triple Triangle
6 Attack On Perlepolis
7 The Feast Of The Wolves 5 No Honour Among Thieves 3a 2a Vega
8 The Radars Are Off 6 Blinded By The Fog 3b 2b Vega
9 The Black Moon Camp
10 Vega's Spy 7 The Youngest Spy 4a 4a The Youngest Eclipse
11 The Day When The Sun Will Stop 8 A Vegan Eclipse 4b 4b The Youngest Eclipse
12 Blood On Snow
13 By Iron And By Fire 9 Solar Powered Invaders 5a
14 The Day Of The Rising Sun
15 Red Akerae
16 The Fiance Of Death 10 Love Conquers All 5b
17 The Infernal Ride 11 A Run In The Snow 6a
18 The New Time Of The Caves
19 The Crushed Town 12 The Orphan 6b
20 Earth In Danger 13 The Lunar Menace 7a
21 The Submerged Continents 14 The Northern Lights 7b
22 The Slayers Of The Sky 15 Coward Or Hero? 13a
23 The Flood Of The New Worlds 16 Brenda's Guardian Angel 8a
24 The Enforcer 17 Brenda To The Rescue 8b
25 Fleed's Lovers
26 The Edges Of The Abyss 18 The Gift Of Life part 1 9a
27 Win Or Perish 19 The Gift Of Life part 2 9b
28 The New Masters Of Darkness
29 The Fire Bird
30 The Lightning Rock 20 The Radiation Rock 10a
31 A Dreamer From Outer Space 21 The Return Of The Boss 10b
32 The Ghost Queen 22 Upon A Sweeter Memory 11a
33 The Wings Of Death 23 All Things Great And Small 11b
34 The Mercenary Of Opression 24 Taos The Wolfman 12a
35 The First Raid
36 The Invincible Cosmos 25 Achilles Heel 12b
37 A Star Is Dead 26 Of Noble Friends 13b
38 Darkness Makers
39 The Patrol Of Eagles
40 The Awakening Of Volcanoes
41 Baptism Of Fire
42 Peril In Abode
43 The Victory Of Eagles
44 When Dogs Are Loosened
45 Ants And Men
46 The Ballet Of Sharks
47 The Ignited Lake
48 World In Fusion
49 The Last Survivor
50 The Four Headed Eagle
51 The Black Star
52 The Monsters Generation
53 The Beast
54 The Snake
55 The Loch Ness Monster
56 The Lynx Of Outer Space
57 The Monster Child
58 The Double
59 The Commando
60 The Rats
61 Pegasus
62 The Swans
63 The Polar Bear
64 Five Minutes To Die
65 A Big One
66 Death Comes From The Sea
67 The Dived Operation
68 The Great Pain
69 Like Father, Like Son
70 The Impostor
71 The Best Friend
72 A Princess In Love
73 For The Love Of The Earth
74 It's Only A Goodbye



Daiku Maryu Gaiking  Gaiking Protectors
Japanese number Japanese title Force Five Episode Title Video brokers tape Krypton Force number Krypton Force tape
1 Mysterious Black Holes 1 Aries Joins The Team 1a 1a Vital Element
2 A Necessary Fight 2 Right Down The Middle 1b 1b Vital Element
3 The Enigma Of Emperor Darius 3 The Dark Horror Corps Strikes 2a
4 The Haniwa With Shining Eyes
5 Brave Yamagatake
6 The Mu Empire 4 The Last Continent 3a
7 The Awful Inverted Death Cross 5 Jaws Of Darius 2b
8 The Space Dragon Goes Out Of Control
9 The Nazca Lines Mystery 6 Mystery Of The Nasuka 3b
10 Skyler Jumps Into Death
11 Crying Hachiro 7 Great Balls Of Fire 4a
12 Answer, Midori! 8 Pendant For Nebula 4b
13 The Red Scorpion Barks In The Desert 9 Devil Of The Desert part 1 5a
14 Space Dragon's Counterattack 10 Devil Of The Desert part 2 5b
15 Miracle Drill! 11 The Coach Comes Back 6a 2a Yongard The Terrible
16 Midori's Eternal Separation
17 Nesser's Big Underwater Challenge 12 The Threat From Beneath The Sea 6b 2b Yongard The Terrible
18 Spaceship Noah's Ark
19 Brother, Play In The Future 13 Golden Threads And Super Concrete 7a
20 The Revenge Of The Hell Warriors
21 The Tears Of The Devil Jaguar
22 The Enigma Of The Underground Reign 14 The Underground Kingdom 7b
23 Infernal Moon 15 Encounter On The Moon 8a 4a Moon Plane
24 The Gods Of Easter Island 16 Guardians Of Easter Island 8b 4b Moon Plane
25 Moral Fighting At The End Of The World 17 From The Frozen Past 9a
26 Pegasus In Outer Space 18 An Android With A Heart 9b 1a* Attack Of The Xelans
27 I Swear On The Southern Cross
28 To Outer Space, Zeus Missile
29 Triumph: Yamagatake In First Place
30 A Dinosaur In The Jungle 19 The Last Dinosaur 10a 3a The Great Swamp
31 The Avenging Double Eagle
32 The Ghost Ship Which Came Back 20 The Flying Dutchman 10b 3b The Great Swamp
33 God Himira's Appearance 21 The Magic Necklace 11a
34 Fierce Cutting Fire Machine 22 Locked Horns In Deep Space 11b
35 Farewell, Mound Of Glory
36 Burn, Golden Leo!
37 Invaded Space Dragon 23 Aries In Lilliput 12a
38 Take Off! Destination Everest
39 The Divine Punch Which Calls The Storm
40 The Rose Spaceship
41 Giant Cutter, Inverted Flight Cut
42 The Monster Of Loch Ness 24 The Loch Ness Mystery 12b
43 A Phantom Castle On Mars 25 The End Of Zela 13a 1b* Attack Of The Xelans
44 Go! The Last Great Battle For Earth 26 The Battle For Earth 13b 1b* Attack Of The Xelans


Wakusei Robo Danguard Ace Danguard Ace Mission Promete
Japanese number Japanese title Force Five Episode Title Video brokers tape Krypton Force number Krypton Force tape
1 Take Flight! Pioneers of Star Travel
2 The Masked Man: Captain Dan 1 Enter Captain Mask 1a 1a The Mask
3 The Crimson Sunset Vow 2 Down From Mach 2 1b 1b The Mask
4 Burning to life... No tomorrow 3 Calling Captain Mask 2a
5 Emergency Takeoff! Satelizer!
6 Fly Onward To Face Tomorrow
7 Stick to the Starshine
8 Flowers From Takuma's Tears 4 The T-Formation 2b
9 As the Sun Sets a Friend is Lost
10 Captain Dan's True Identity!?
11 A Father's Mask of Shadows Disappears Into Space 5 Captain Mask Remembers 3a 3a Blackstar
12 Shine! Danguard Ace! 6 Mission One Remembered 3b 3b Blackstar
13 Beyond the Father! Fight!
14 Don't Weep Until That Day Takuma
15 SOS! Fly to Mars
16 A Father's Cloudy Weather Judgement 7 Practice Makes Perfect 4a
17 Two White Contrails 8 Splashdown From The Past 4b
18 A Cry Out at the Sky's Rainbow
19 Captain Dan In Danger 9 Captain Mask At Risk 5a
20 Lisa In The Sunset
21 Tamaga's First Credit 10 Circuits Saves The Day 5b
22 If It Is For Her 11 The Fourth Dimension 8b
23 Friendship Blooms On The Ice 12 Friendship On The Ice 6a
24 The Bridging of the Sun and Stars
25 Submarine Escape! Close Call 13 A Narrow Escape 6b
26 Three Young Lions 14 Three Pilots For Danguard part 1 7a
27 Young People Aimed At The Universe! 15 Three Pilots For Danguard part 2 7b
28 Formidable Rival 16 The Adversary 8a
29 Wonderful Rival
30 Fighting Spirit Sparks 17 Winstar Takes A Back Seat 11a
31 Mekatasan Fellow Daredevil
32 Desperate Situation RX-2! 18 A Cadet Takes Command 9a
33 The Doppler Corps Takes off!
34 Tears! Takuma Zessho
35 Shine To Eternity! Eternal Star Of The Father
36 Change Course To Mars 19 A Martian Detour 9b
37 Farewell, Star Of Icarus 20 Return Of The Octor 10a
38 Swear To Mystery Satellite 13! 21 A Boy From Atlantis 10b
39 Dark Nebula! Escape 22 A Planetary Nebula 12a
40 The Endless Sea Of Galaxies
41 Star Esplanade Raid 23 Sixth Sense 11b
42 Smile of the Alien
43 Takuma's Showdown in Thailand
44 I Saw The Star Of Hope Prometheus
45 Full Throttle
46 Comet Blasting Operations 24 Tale Of The Comet 12b
47 Flowers Of Fear Attack! 25 Grand Illusion 13a
48 Mother Ship Rebellion
49 Black Shadow Doppler Corps
50 Here Is A Bold Man Ban 26 Butch To The Rescue 13b
51 The End of the Vice President!
52 Defended By Hand
53 Love Is Beautifully Sad
54 Fight For The Star Of Love
55 Shout To The Prometheus!
56 Beautiful Shining Star Of Hope

Good gwief

The FA complains to the Sun about a headline affectionately mocking Roy Hodgson's difficulty with pronouncing the letter R? I'm outraged. Not on behalf of the Sun or the FA or Roy or anyone connected with football, but because the WMSC didn't complain to the BBC when Anne Robinson made light of my own slight speech impediment on The Weakest Link in 2004! It's a travesty, I tell you.

Granted, Roy Hodgson is an employee of the FA, and I'm at best an annoyance to the WMSC, but I still think the same principle should apply.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Bluebirds flying over the mountain again

I opened the curtains this morning and remembered that the sky's normally blue, rather than the murky grey we've had all April. It was great! I went out cycling and I've got sunburned!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Hooray for football!

The good old Athletic Club have got through to the final of the Europa League! Ever since going to Bilbao, I've adopted them as my local team, so I'm delighted. And they'll play that other athletic club, Atletico Madrid, so it'll all be very confusing.

And Tuesday's game was really amazing to watch, so I'm definitely cheering for Chelsea in the Champions League. If anyone wants to buy me tickets for either final, I wouldn't complain.

Wet

Last week I mentioned that I was fed up of the constant rain. Well, now it's eight days later and I'm really, really fed up of it! As someone who cycles everywhere, this kind of weather really puts a crimp in any travel plans I might have. I need to convert my bike into some kind of bubble-car.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Hail Zoomy

I need to become a meteorologist and understand exactly what causes hail, and then do something about it so that it stops happening as regularly as it is around here just lately. You'd think that the existing meteorologists would have done something about it by now, but I'm almost certain that they all got into that career thinking it was about cool things like meteors and space, not boring things like weather, and now they're too disappointed to fix the hail. I'll add it to my to-do list.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Would you listen to that rain outside?

I'm all in favour of April showers, but April continual downpour all day every day? I tell you, if I was the kind of person who complained about hosepipe bans, I would definitely be complaining about hosepipe bans right now.

It's the Doctor's birthday!

I stumbled across the information that it's David Tennant's 41st birthday today, so happy birthday to him. I still wish he'd come back to Doctor Who, good though Matt Smith is, because he was so completely perfect for the part. I feel guilty about saying he was my favourite Doctor ever, since I'm such a big fan of the original series too, and I really ought to pick one of the classic seven Doctors if I don't want people to think I'm one of these modern types who's never even watched the old series... but there's no avoiding it, David Tennant was the greatest.

Monday, April 16, 2012

I am from space

My "I am from space" T-shirt is a huge source of amusement to everyone who sees it. I don't think anyone actually recognises the reference, though, so click here, please.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

The Gay Marriage of Gay Superhero Northstar (who's gay)

About a month ago, Marvel Comics announced that Astonishing X-Men #51, due out in June, will contain a very special wedding. People speculated that it would involve Marvel jumping on the gay wedding bandwagon by hitching Northstar and his boyfriend Kyle. Sure enough, there's now been an announcement that Marvel have "secured mainstream coverage both on-air and in print for something that has never been seen in the pages of a Marvel comic before… This will be an event that will have worldwide mass-media attention driving customers to your stores. Because of the nature of the event and the promised mass media break, we cannot say who will be tying the knot, but we promise that it will send shockwaves through the nation."

So yes, it's pretty clear what's going to happen. The thing is, this isn't a new idea - Archie, that most traditional of American comics, recently followed up their controversy-baiting introduction of a gay character (he's called Kevin Keller) by including him in a series of flash-forwards to what those loveable teens from Riverdale will do when they grow up. Kevin, it seems, will be a noble and traditional American soldier who will marry a (male) doctor who saves his life. There was, naturally, "mainstream coverage both on-air and in print". And Archie wasn't the first comic to have a gay wedding, obviously, it was just the first comic anyone's heard of.

So are Marvel really going to do just the same thing in their latest search for publicity? It certainly sounds like it. Northstar has always been a favourite character of mine, so here's a potted history of him that journalists can find when they're doing a cursory internet search for something to write in their articles...

Northstar, real name Jean-Paul Beaubier, first shows up in X-Men #121, cover-dated May 1979, along with the rest of his Canadian super-team, Alpha Flight. Northstar, along with his twin sister Aurora, can fly at super-speed, and when they touch hands it creates a blinding flash of light. As creator John Byrne later said, "the twins were there mainly to be French," and they don't get much in the way of characterisation.

Alpha Flight caught the imagination of comics fans, though, and they continued to pop up here and there until they got their own ongoing series, cover-dated August 1983. Northstar settled into the role of the misanthropic moaner who was unpleasant to everyone and only stuck with the team to support his sister. Since Marvel already had a super-speedster who was unpleasant to everyone and protective of his sister (his name's Quicksilver and he dates back to 1963), this wasn't really new, but the comic is very well written and Northstar is strangely likeable. And he does have something Quicksilver doesn't have - he's gay, as is made clear by the kind of coy, subtle hints that were what comics did in the early eighties - this from Northstar's origin story in #9:


 When Bill Mantlo took over as writer, the hints got less subtle, and his extremely wordy style of comic writing gave plenty of opportunity to slip them in. Pretty soon, it was obvious even to the most dimwitted reader what Jean-Paul's personal preferences were, although it had still never explicitly been stated. This exchange in #41 is fairly typical:



And you had to know he was gay to pick up on what was happening in the storyline. In that same issue, he develops a cough, which steadily gets worse. In an amusing mistake in #43, we get a hint of what's happening:



The asterisk is meant to lead to a footnote explaining when this kiss happened, but obviously nobody could find it - no surprise, since it actually takes place in the NEXT month's issue! Bill Mantlo, in the usual "Marvel style" of writing, would create the plots, send them to the artist, and then fill in the dialogue when he got the pencilled pages back. He was notoriously always well ahead of his deadlines, and had obviously forgotten where his story had got to. The actual kiss from Alpha Flight's archenemy of the time, Pestilence, happens in #44:


That's Northstar's first on-panel kiss. And, indeed, his only one in the entire run of Alpha Flight comics.

There's a widespread belief that Bill Mantlo intended Jean-Paul to be dying of AIDS, but that's just silly if you actually read the comics. It's very very obvious that the talk of his illness is a red herring, and the always-intended real explanation for it is what saw print in #50. Northstar and Aurora are half human and half fairy, and living too long on this world has made him sick and driven her mad. They depart at the end of that issue, as the climax of Mantlo's gradual writing-out of all of John Byrne's characters, Northstar welcomed to the land of the fairies by his kinfolk.

It's not Mantlo's crowning moment of glory, to be honest, but it was clearly his intention all along and not forced on him by editors. Anyway, once Mantlo left to be replaced by James D Hudnall, there was a gradual return to the comics of the original cast, including Northstar. It turned out that the whole fairy thing was a lie of Loki's, and he was entirely human after all (even though a central plot point of #50 was that Loki was most definitely not lying... basically, they just swept the whole thing under the rug, and probably for the best too), so he rejoined the team and soon became his usual sardonic and miserable self.

The whole gay thing doesn't get a mention, or even a subtle hint, after his return, but at some point around #100 (I can't find it in my collection, so forgive me going by memory), the letters page printed a letter saying "Wouldn't it be nice if we could revive the Northstar as a gay character storyline?", which got a reply "As for Northstar, his sexual orientation never changed, it just hasn't come up lately." That's the first time the word 'gay' shows up in an Alpha Flight comic.

Then comes the famous #106, March 1992. By now the comic was being written by Scott Lobdell, and he alternates outright silliness with thoughtful and meaningful deep stories. This is one of the latter - Jean-Paul adopts an abandoned baby who turns out to be dying of AIDS. The nationwide publicity angers retired hero Major Mapleleaf, whose gay son died of the same disease but didn't get so much as a tug of the national heartstrings, and he takes out his frustrations on Northstar. This leads to those three words that were heavily publicised by Marvel Comics...






I think this is really good stuff. A few commentators laughed at the bang-pow-smash fight scene while discussing weighty issues, but that's how comics work. And I'd call it a great juxtaposition. Anyway, this was towards the tail-end of the speculator boom of the early nineties, and there was talk of this comic being worth a fortune, until it turned out that everyone who wanted one had already got a copy. Or three.

Alpha Flight was cancelled due to low sales after #130 - Northstar got his own four-issue limited series thereafter, to take advantage of whatever public notoriety the character still had. It was actually quite good, but it didn't lead to any kind of regular role.

There have been unsuccessful attempts to revive Alpha Flight every few years ever since then - the most recent was cancelled after eight issues a few months ago - but Northstar has now joined another team. He was added to the very large cast of the X-Men in the 2000s, and devoted himself to a career of standing in the background occasionally. He was actually killed by a mind-controlled Wolverine at one point, but he soon got better.

Jean-Paul has gradually become a much more mellow character - he's even acquired a boyfriend, for the first time in recorded history! Kyle, who's black, not a superhero, and basically a nice guy, showed up in Uncanny X-Men #508 (June 2009) and has made occasional appearances ever since. It seems that the two of them are going to help Marvel's sales by tying the knot later this year.

The funny thing is that Marvel is wildly against superhero marriage - they went to great (and ridiculous) lengths to undo Spider-Man's marriage to Mary-Jane in such a way that won't leave him either divorced or widowed (the story involved a deal with the devil, which apparently is more acceptable for a hero than being married), and I don't think there's a single hero in their enormous cast of characters who's currently married to a non-superhero. Northstar marrying Kyle might be normal in this world, but in the Marvel Universe, it's weird!


As a footnote, there are now a fair few other gay superheroes out there. DC comics seems to have four among its "New 52" cast - a relationship between Apollo and Midnighter in "Stormwatch", hinted at by subtle euphemisms that are positively Victorian in their coyness; the central character of "Batwoman", who's described as a 'proud lesbian' on the first page of every issue and basically stresses the idea so strongly that she doesn't have any other character traits; and the one comic that gets it right is "Teen Titans", with the weirdly-named hero Bunker. The love lives of the Teens haven't yet featured in the action-oriented series, but we get one nicely-written exchange in #6 - written, again, by Scott Lobdell:

Wonder Girl: Does that line work on all the girls?
Bunker: Girls? Uh... not exactly. You do realise I'm gay, right?
Wonder Girl: See? I have the worst gaydar in the world. But now that you mention it...

At which point they're interrupted by another fight scene. I'd recommend Teen Titans over the upcoming much-hyped wedding, any day.

Wait, what?




Has this ever happened to you? You're browsing the internet and barely glancing at that banner ad at the side of the screen, but then you notice that it's a picture of you in an unflattering shirt declaring your love for Justin Bieber?



It was actually an advert for photographerandmuse.com, showing the fascinating work of Daniel Ehrenworth and his "A Series". And "A Fan", on closer examination, isn't actually me, but wow, it's close.

Check out his "Naked People Clinging For Their Lives" series, too.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Extra bonus blog post tonight (so please, I'd hate to think of you missing my incoherent rambling about living on a street with the same name as me, scroll down and read that too), because I remembered I never posted these pictures of me. The people in Spain asked to see some snaps of me in different outfits so they'd have an idea how to dress me. So here we go with the fashion shoot...

What I happened to be wearing at the time I got the email - the T-shirt is the emblem of Samaritan from Astro City. Not Ultra Boy from the Legion of Super-Heroes, whose bird has more feathery wings, or any other superhero with a bird-themed emblem on their chest.


The T-shirt that always makes people point and laugh when they see it. More than they normally point and laugh at me, even.



The rather more stylish shirt that wouldn't look out of place on Carnaby Street in the 1960s as it exists in my mind.



The Man In Black. Words can't describe how cool I look. Not even the words "not at all cool".



Brazilian Mystery Cloak and T-shirt that looks like a dinner jacket. A great ensemble for everyday wear or for disguising yourself as Zephon, Master of the Fifth Galaxy.


The businessman look, albeit with the groovy playing-card tie that hints at eccentricity. I once went for a job interview wearing this, and I got the job, but was asked to wear a more boring tie. Those were the exact words.

Oliver lives in Cromwell Road

This is new. Or new to me, anyway - did you know there are at least three roads in England called Pridmore Road? One in Coventry, one in Corby Glen near Grantham, one in Snodland, Kent, wherever that is.

I need to buy houses there. It had never occurred to me before that Pridmore might be a name that people named roads after. Pridmore Road in Coventry even has a primary school, apparently named after an influential city councillor! I not only need to live there, I need to adopt some children, rename them appropriately and send them to that school, so that they can claim it's named after them and boss everyone else around. That's the kind of start in life that's important.

There are Pridmore Avenues in California and Australia that I can have as my holiday homes.

Monday, April 09, 2012

Yes. Yes, you must.

I do like some of the phrases that people type into Google that lead them to this blog. Someone was brought here today by asking the internet "Must everyone learn Esperanto?"

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Fantastic Dan

I'm really impressed by the way Dan Evans plays in the Davis Cup tennis for Britain. Granted, he lost yesterday, but he did play extremely well, a lot better than his lowly world ranking would suggest. Possibly he likes best-of-five-set matches better, and the lower ranked tennis players very rarely get a chance to play those.

Davis Cup matches only count for the world ranking if you're playing in the top level, the World Group, so his ranking would probably jump up if we managed to qualify for that. We're pretty unlikely to do so, since Britain's only good player thinks the Davis Cup is beneath him, but you never know what might happen one of these days.

Another cool thing about Dan Evans is that I saw an article on the BBC website or somewhere like that in which the writer alleges that he sometimes acts like someone who isn't sure he wants to be a professional tennis player at all. This is cool, because more than any other sport, the top players in tennis all do it because their parents decided that's what they'll do, usually before they were even born. It's really disturbing how many of the big names have spent their entire lives taking orders from their mother and father and never seem to question it. Anyone who shows a bit of independent thought now and then gets a thumbs-up from me.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

The end of the new 52

Comics again! Here's a rundown of the world of modern superhero comics. Which, to be fair, nobody really buys any more, although everyone knows at least some of the heroes who feature in them. For the uninitiated, Marvel Comics publish the adventures of Spider-Man, the Avengers, the X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and others, while DC Comics own Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, the Justice League and their friends. DC is the publisher that produced the New 52.

As of next month, it'll be the New 46 plus six new series. DC Comics is fond of the number 52 for some reason, and although I obviously sympathise as a card-memoriser, I'm still not sure why it has to be mentioned in every publicity stunt or press release. They do release more than fifty-two comics every month - there have been various mini-series and not-part-of-the-main-DC-universe comics that brings their monthly total up to about eighty, but I'm only talking about the 52 core series that were launched last September and which reach their eighth issues in April.

The fact that each of these 52 comics has released an issue every month is actually noteworthy in itself. It's generally accepted that artists can't draw a full twenty-page comic every month any more - it's true that comic art is a lot more detailed now than it was back in the days when a good artist could churn out fifty pages or more in that time, and the standard of some of the drawings in these comics is such that you'd think a solid month or more has been spent on each page, but there's still a sense of disapproval and laziness inherent in not meeting a monthly deadline. A few years ago it had become the norm for comics drawn by the 'cool' artists to only come out once every three months or so, whenever they'd finished an issue, but that seems to have been unprofitable for the big companies. Now, DC has gone back to the old tradition of fill-in artists coming aboard for an issue or two to allow the regular artists time to catch up. By contrast, Marvel has taken the approach of rotating regular artists every three or four issues, allowing them to publish two issues a month of their biggest titles.

Jim Lee, the co-publisher of DC, is apparently allowed more leeway in this 'publish or perish' philosophy than a normal artist; the fifth issue of Justice League was a week late, and then the sixth issue was two weeks behind. Everything else has come out when they said it would, which makes a nice change.

Then there's the interesting idea of 'story arcs' - in the olden days, an average monthly comic would have three different stories, eight or nine pages each, in which the hero would be confronted with a problem and would solve it in short order, having time for a chat with his girlfriend who doesn't know he has a secret identity along the way. Now whether it's that all the stories have been done before or that modern writers just don't have that much imagination, a single story runs over several issues. There was a time, again, a couple of years ago, when every single story arc was six issues, the right size to fit in a paperback collection, but DC have varied that a bit with the New 52, obviously realising that it wasn't a good policy to have all the stories end with #6 and provide readers with a perfect moment to stop reading. Even so, some of the ideas in these comics seem to be stretched out a lot thinner than is good for them in order to fit a pre-defined number of pages.

Speaking of pages, DC have decided that the standard number of pages in a comic should be twenty. There hasn't really been an official page count before this, but around 22 was normal for most comics. While the first issues of the New 52 sometimes exceeded the twenty pages, after that they've almost all stuck to that total quite rigidly - comics are made up of 36 pages including the cover, which leaves sixteen spare for adverts, but paid ads don't normally cover more than half the available pages, leaving room for DC to advertise their own products on what's left over.

As for price, DC have coined the soundbite "holding the line at $2.99", which is a bit silly, really, when you consider that not too long ago the standard price for a superhero comic was $2.25 or $2.50. And of course four of the New 52 are in fact $3.99 - your extra dollar gets you an extra eight pages of "content", which is sometimes an extra mini-story, but sometimes filled in with artists' sketches or some hastily-written and widely-spaced text. Detective Comics and Batman have also increased to $3.99 from this month; DC kept an impressively straight face while insisting that it's entirely 'for story reasons' that their two best-selling three-dollar comics are going to cost more in future. Still, DC still have rather more three-dollar comics than Marvel, who sell most of theirs for $3.99 now, and that's the point they're trying to make.

So here's a brief and entirely subjective look back on the comics from the first week of the month - four cancelled comics and nine selling well enough that they're almost certainly going to be around for the foreseeable future:

Action Comics


Brief summary: Superman's early days as a superhero.

Gripes: The fourth issue ends with an announcement that the story will be continued in #7; the two issues in between are an entirely different story, which isn't as good. The back-up strips (which fit between pages of the main story but are printed at the end as if to tell everyone that they can be safely ignored if you want) are pretty obviously just churned out and stuck in there to justify the higher price.

Good bits: The story is very nice, taking the original idea of Superman as some sort of defender of the downtrodden masses and mixing in the modern concept that he can be in some kind of physical danger and even meet someone stronger than him. However, he still resolves the situation by essentially punching the bad guy very hard, which is a bit of a let-down.

Should you start reading it? It's more aimed at people who are familiar with Superman comics (rather than films or TV shows) of the past, but I think there's something there for everyone. It's certainly entertaining stuff that's worth a look.



Animal Man


Brief summary: Animal Man's young daughter manifests extremely scary powers, and the family are drawn into a nightmarish world.

Gripes: The artist (Travel Foreman) can draw scary monsters extraordinarily well (the imagination and sheer horror of this comic is in a league of its own) but can't draw real people, so the contrast isn't what it should be. More seriously, he seems to have had personal problems preventing him from drawing more than a couple of pages of several issues, leading to the story grinding to a halt and several months of the family basically just driving around saying they really ought to find Swamp Thing and talk about stuff. One issue consists entirely of a film in which Buddy Baker (Animal Man) once starred. Foreman has announced that he's not comfortable with drawing scary monsters any more and has been re-assigned to Birds of Prey for the future, which doesn't suit his style at all.

Good bits: As mentioned above, some seriously awesome aberrations of nature appear in the comic. The story, with a married hero accompanied by his normal wife and son as well as his scary daughter, is something different and cool (the prevailing wisdom is that married superheroes don't work, so the big companies have undone pretty much every marriage in modern comics). Animal Man himself is also a much more likeable character than most heroes.

Should you start reading it? It's hard to recommend a comic that seems to have been marking time and doing nothing for such a long time, but the likelihood is that it'll kick back into gear in the near future, and might be fun. Wait until after the upcoming crossover with Swamp Thing is done with, and then see what happens.



Batwing


Brief summary: Batman franchises his image to a Congolese policeman, who becomes the Batman of Africa. But someone's killing off the previous generation of superheroes.

Gripes: Ben Oliver's artwork, which graces five of the first six issues, is abominable and makes it very difficult to see what's supposed to be happening in the story. The writing is also surprisingly inept in the revelation of Massacre's secret identity - when the hero repeatedly asserts that he's almost certain it's one person, that leads the reader to assume it's not, and that by a process of elimination it must be the only other possible suspect. And sure enough, it is.

Good bits: The story itself is quite good, if a bit on the thin side.

Should you start reading it? Not really. It's okay, but there's nothing really special about the story other than that it's set in Africa - and a very generic American view of what Africa is like, at that. Not a bad comic by any stretch of the imagination, but there are better ones out there.



Detective Comics


Brief summary: Batman fights the bad guys.

Gripes: The series was apparently written with the intention that it would chronicle Batman's early days like Action Comics does for Superman, but then at a late stage the dialogue was changed to make it contemporary with the rest of the DC Universe. The alteration is really obvious and jarring. #8 justifies its increased price with an almost completely incomprehensible back-up story about the origins of Two-Face.

Good bits: Nice artwork, and an entertaining storyline, particularly the part involving the Penguin. It's conventional superhero comic drama, but done extremely well.

Should you start reading it? If you're relatively new to comics and want to see what Batman's up to, this is the one to get. It's always going to be fun and readable.



Green Arrow


Brief summary: The arrow-wielding hero tries to juggle his business life, his superhero activities and his womanising.

Gripes: In its eight issues, the comic has gone through three different writers, with a striking change of tone every time. The only consistency in the way the character's written is that he remains an annoying jerk throughout.

Good bits: It's quite hard to find any good bits here - the first story has some interesting villains, killing people in order to make popular YouTube videos and thus look cool.

Should you start reading it? I would have to say no. There are worse comics out there, but there are plenty of better ones too.



Hawk and Dove


Brief summary: The chalk-and-cheese heroes try to save the world.

Gripes: The writer was sacked by editors apparently looking for a change of direction, meaning that the Condor story was very abruptly ended, following which the series was almost immediately cancelled. The last few issues, written by artist Rob Liefeld, seem to be just filling pages until the series ends.

Good bits: There's some nice art and some fun banter between the two characters, but it never quite clicks like it should.

Should you start reading it? It's finished now - the previous issues are certainly readable, but maybe not enough to justify the price of buying the paperback (the first storylines of all the New 52 are coming out in collected form over the next eight months - this includes the full eight-issue runs of the six cancelled comics).



Justice League International


Brief summary: The UN decides to create its own controllable and public superhero team.

Gripes: The opening storyline stresses that there are lots of other heroes in the world, but then when a world-threatening emergency arises (with lots and lots of time for people to stand around discussing what to do about it) everyone acts as if these nine characters are the only heroes out there. It's often necessary to ignore the shared-universe concept for story reasons, but competent writers don't shove it in the readers' faces like this. There's no attempt to reconcile the appearances of Batman and Guy Gardner with their roles in other comics.

Good bits: Excellent artwork, and some likeable characters who interact in interesting ways. The central character, Booster Gold, is particularly well written.

Should you start reading it? Yes, I think you should. It's good stuff, although it's one of those series that works better in isolation, unlike most of the rest of the New 52 which has the exactly right amount of interaction between different comics.



Men Of War


Brief summary: An anthology of various war stories.

Gripes: The main story for the first six issues is just about the worst comic story ever written and drawn, which can't make up its mind whether it's a realistic war series or a weird superhero comic and shifts wildly back and forth between them. The backup stories are mostly throwaway silliness or just plain bad. The last two issues are just filling pages of a cancelled comic - #8 is a story about Frankenstein in World War 2, written by Frankenstein's regular writer, which will look rather out of place in the collected edition of Men of War.

Good bits: I honestly can't think of any. Even the Frankenstein story isn't that good.

Should you start reading it? It's been cancelled, but it'll be replaced by what seems to be the exact same comic with a different title, G.I. Combat. I certainly wouldn't recommend that.



O.M.A.C.


Brief summary: The hapless Kevin Kho is turned into a giant monster under the control of Brother Eye.

Gripes: There's no real connection between the sequences in which Kevin is OMAC and the sequences in which he's Kevin - he doesn't have any control over the monster at all, so we just repeatedly switch between the fighting plotlines and the plot of Kevin trying to live a normal life.

Good bits: Really great over-the-top artwork and a really fun plotline which indulges in all the inherent silliness of the idea.

Should you start reading it? It's been cancelled, but it'll probably be worth buying the paperback edition and seeing the insanity for yourself.



Red Lanterns


Brief summary: The rage-fuelled equivalent of the Green Lanterns indulge in a lot of rage.

Gripes: Bleez features quite frequently on websites deriding the way women are drawn in comics (I recommend Less Tits n' Ass, More Kickin' Ass and Escher Girls), and with good cause. The second issue is a fill-in with no mention of the subplots introduced in the first issue. These subplots take a very long time to develop into nothing in particular.

Good bits: Bleez aside, the artwork is excellent, with a lot of extremely interesting-looking characters and some great, detailed scenes. The story explaining the origins of two of the lesser Red Lanterns characters is extremely good.

Should you start reading it? There's not much of a story here, so unless you buy a comic just for the artwork (or for Bleez's ability to display her bum in every picture), you should probably skip this one. Alternatively, if you want undemanding action, this might be the one for you.



Static Shock


Brief summary: Teenage hero Static faces all kinds of problems, including his sister being split into two people.

Gripes: Original writer John Rozum quit after five issues, very publicly announcing that he didn't actually get to write anything, and all his ideas and dialogue were rejected by artist Scott McDaniel, with the support of editor Harvey Richards. New writer Marc Bernadin's contribution to #7 and #8 seems to consist of a bizarre introductory caption asserting that Static has been changed by past events and 'in many ways Virgil Hawkins ceased to exist', which is wildly at odds with what actually appears in the comics. The final issue takes the strange decision to recap his origin at length.

Good bits: A lot of fun superhero action, and a very likeable central character always made this a very readable comic. I seem to be in the minority there, but I've liked this series a lot.

Should you start reading it? Cancelled. Static is now going to join the already rather large cast of Teen Titans - there's no logical in-story reason why he hasn't been a member right from the start, it's one of those things the writers have had to just ignore while he had his own comic, so there won't be any problem fitting him into the story. The collected edition of his solo series is certainly worth a look.



Stormwatch


Brief summary: The Stormwatch team defend the Earth from all kinds of terrible things, with little hiccups along the way like various team members trying to kill others and so forth.

Gripes: Writer Paul Cornell quit for some reason after #6 - he's still writing Demon Knights, which isn't anywhere near as good - following which Paul Jenkins fills in for two issues, but for the future it's going to be taken over by Peter Milligan, who I'm not a fan of. I can't really complain about anything in the first eight issues, though.

Good bits: There are some brilliant characters in here - the team's leader, Adam, has been alive since the universe was created, but isn't actually a particularly good leader. Jack is the God of Cities, Jenny represents the 21st Century, Harry is the Prince of Lies but everyone thinks he's on the team because of his amazing sword-fighting skills. The members with more boring super-powers are also given distinctive personalities by the writers, and the things they get up to are original and brilliant. Miguel Sepulveda's work on most of the first eight issues is brilliant, Ignacio Calero's art on the others is less so but still good stuff. Apparently Sepulveda returns for #9 and then Calero seems to be the permanent artist from #10, so the comic's going to stay readable.

Should you start reading it? This is probably a bad time to start reading - with a comic like this, it all depends on whether the writer can do interesting things with the characters, and although the first two writers certainly achieve that, it remains to be seen whether Milligan will do the same. It's a comic that might well change from great to terrible in a heartbeat. Buy the collected edition and you certainly won't regret it - ask me in a couple of months about the later stories.



Swamp Thing


Brief summary: Alec Holland eventually becomes the Swamp Thing again and fights the powers of the Rot.

Gripes: Nothing really interesting seems to happen during the whole eight issue series so far. I've read it, but I only have the vaguest memories of the storylines, and I'm not really inclined to go back and read it again. The Swamp Thing himself doesn't really show up until the eighth issue.

Good bits: I can't really think of any, which seems unfair, because it's not a dreadfully bad comic like Men of War. It's just forgettable and bland.

Should you start reading it? Actually, it seems to be popular with just about everyone who isn't me, so maybe you should. I personally would say no, though.



The four cancelled comics are replaced on the May schedule by "Dial H" (man with magic dial that turns him into a hero, apparently dealt with in a dark and gritty way), "Earth Two" (alternate universe shenanigans), "G.I. Combat" (I can't see how this differs in any way from Men Of War) and "Worlds' Finest" (more alternate universe shenanigans).