Yes, I'm all sorted for passport until 2030, an impossibly distant year that's clearly never going to happen. They've changed since last time round - the photo page is at the front now, and there's a whole page next to it headed "This page is reserved for official observations". And under that, it says "There are no official observations."
I want an official observation! Couldn't they have observed "This is a fine-looking fellow, and still impressively youthful-looking for 43"?
Well, now I just need to get some new stamps in it. Where should I go first?