Saturday, December 05, 2015

I should have copyrighted it

When I first grew a beard 13 years ago, it was really quite unusual. Since then, practically everybody has copied me and grown beards of their own. There's a definite increase in hat-wearing these days, too. I'm confident that being fat, bald and ugly will soon become the new fashionable trend, too...

Friday, December 04, 2015

Come and join the show!

Check out the Memory Sports Show podcast thing with Florian Dellé and Boris Konrad, tomorrow at 1:30pm British time!

Thursday, December 03, 2015

Ooh, a free weekend!

Maybe I'll do some memory training? I need to keep sharp for the XMT qualification - set your calendars for January, everybody. Or maybe don't, because I'll have a better chance of qualifying if nobody else enters...

Wednesday, December 02, 2015


The youth of today take it for granted that advent calendars will have chocolate in them, you know. That's the single most revolutionary change that has happened in the world since I was young. I vividly remember being astonished that someone at school had an advent calendar with chocolate.

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Another year gone

In my mind, anyway. I've been thinking it's 2016 for the last week or so - I seem to be getting ahead of myself. Possibly I can see into the future.

Monday, November 30, 2015

London Nights (when the party's out and the fever drives you wild)

Back home tomorrow - I like filming weird things, I need to do it more often. Anyone want to make a movie about me? It'd be a smash hit, I'm sure!

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Movie star, a movie star

I can't really reveal any details, on account of confidentiality and all that, but it's going to be a fun promo video of me, available some time early next year. One day down, one to go...