Hail Zoomy

I need to become a meteorologist and understand exactly what causes hail, and then do something about it so that it stops happening as regularly as it is around here just lately. You'd think that the existing meteorologists would have done something about it by now, but I'm almost certain that they all got into that career thinking it was about cool things like meteors and space, not boring things like weather, and now they're too disappointed to fix the hail. I'll add it to my to-do list.