But it's definitely me. Here's the story so far - I bought a lottery ticket for £2 on Saturday, and it won £5 and a free lucky dip for the next normal-lottery draw on Wednesday. So with the winnings I bought a set-for-life ticket on Monday (£1.50) and that one won £5! So I bought a Euromillions ticket for Tuesday (£2.50) and that one won £3! And then that free lucky-dip ticket in tonight's draw got me another free lucky dip!
So that makes four consecutive lottery wins (if you follow the lotto logic that 'free lucky dips' count as 'winning an actual prize') and a net profit of £7.00! The sky's the limit.