Sunday, February 16, 2025

Cantabrigian othelloing

 Ah, the Cambridge EGP, biggest and coolest othello tournament of the year. And I scraped the funds together to go to it, and it was a fantastic weekend! 39 competitors, running the full range of old* and new, old* and young, local and international, there was a bit of everything!

*'Old' the first time there means people who've been playing for fifty years, 'old' the second time just means generally geriatric like me. There were beginners and very young people there too, and whatever your level of experience and skill, you'd find another competitor around the same level! It really was a perfect lineup of participants.

I was basically terrible, but ended up with five wins out of eleven, which could have been worse. It's hard to find a way to pretend I achieved my "fifty percent success" target, but I wasn't far off! And it was nice to get away to the familiar surroundings of Trinity College and pretend I'm some kind of varsity type. I've been going to that tournament since I don't remember when. I was definitely there in 2003 (it snowed), but I'd possibly been there at least once before. I'd look it up, but I'm too lazy. I'll research it before I have to tell someone I've forgotten, because that's always embarrassing for a memory master like me...

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Heavens to Murgatroyd

 This is a real case of "Why did nobody tell me about this before?" I mean, if there's something everyone should know I would love, it's got to be a gritty period-drama comic about the effects of Communist witch hunts on the 1950s American theatre, starring Snagglepuss as the central character! And yet "Exit Stage Left: The Snagglepuss Chronicles" six-issue limited series came out in 2018, and it took until last week for an acquaintance to mention it in passing to me!


I clearly need to spend even more time reading comic review websites...

Monday, February 10, 2025

Between the Lions

 There are two things I want to write about, and each of them features a lion as the central character. So stay tuned tomorrow for the more mountainous type, but today let's talk about what I did yesterday! I went to "Gottle o' Geer", a ventriloquists' convention in London, and I really loved it! The guest list really was the creme de la creme of ventriloquy and related fields...


Lenny the Lion, who's been living in happy retirement since Terry Hall died, was very much the guest of honour in his first public appearance for many years, but there were puppets and people old and new all over the place, lovely memories of the greats of ventriloquist history - it was a day of quite wonderful entertainment from start to finish!

And it really gets me fired up to try to come up with a real act for myself. Pretty much everyone there was a serious performer, and I do like occasionally being in a crowd where I can explain that I'm a Memory Man, and mention a few of the shows I've been on without seeming big-headed. And it gave me a lot of prompts for how the world of entertainment works and made me think of what I could do in it. So now I'm making plans. They may involve throwing my voice, if I learn how to do that. Or magic. I do have a rabbit puppet still living with me, and I do own a hat, and several packs of cards. If you need more than that to be a magician, then I don't know what it is.

Sunday, February 02, 2025

A Challenge to my sensibilities

If there's one thing this blog emphatically isn't about, it's linking to other, better blogs and telling my readers to go there and read the interesting things they've said. Which is why I do that exact thing only every once in a while and only when I really want to and can't resist the urge. And now Dirty Feed, which I only just linked to in my blog a month ago, has posted a list of blog-related questions that I really wanted to answer too, and it just feels like I'm devoting my entire bloggery to leeching off the popularity of someone else if I do another post about this other blog. But I'm going to do it anyway, so never mind.

Actually, my first thought on seeing that post on that blog was "Ooh, if I'm lucky, Christopher Wickham - a regular reader of Dirty Feed with his own really cool blog which I haven't previously linked to - will take those questions and answer them, so I can link to him and redress the universal balance." But he hasn't yet, so I can only recommend that you all go there and read his extremely cool posts about old British comics in particular!

So I'm just going to answer these questions now. Because they get into my whole unique philosophy about blogging, and provide fascinating insight into the Mind of Zoomy...

Why did you start blogging in the first place?
Someone told me that blogs are a thing now, so I created one. Then a bit later, I decided to start having a blog that I updated on a daily basis, all about my life and anything I found interesting. And it was fun and (with hindsight) a very useful tool for reminding me what I was doing nearly twenty years ago!

What platform are you using to manage your blog and why did you choose it? Have you blogged on other platforms before?
I'm "managing my blog" using Blogger. Which I found back in 2004 by being top of a google search, even though Google probably didn't own them yet. And I've used it ever since, in the most basic format. And it works just fine! This is the thing - there are other platforms that let you do more fancy things, and for that matter Blogger lets you do more fancy things with your blog, but I've always wanted this to be the most stripped-to-the-basics kind of blog it's possible to have - default formats and everything. I always think that if you focus on style over substance, it's a terrible way to go. Yes, even if there's nothing in your blog that could possibly be described as "substance".

Although I did change the template after a few years to one that has 'next post' and 'previous post' buttons, which are quite handy for people reading through it. But it's another firm principle of mine that I never use tags to categorise my posts by subject! I've always felt that the ideal reader of this blog is someone who reads the whole thing, whatever I'm choosing to ramble about today!

How do you write your posts? For example, in a local editing tool, or in a panel/dashboard that’s part of your blog?
Just click the "Compose" button on Blogger, and a box pops up to write in. If you're feeling fancy, and want to add links or something, you can click the 'HTML' button and add commands in little pointy brackets < >, and I sometimes feel the urge to do something clever with that, like the footnotes in this one, but mostly I don't. You can add pictures to your post really easily here, and really, Blogger has everything you could wish for.

When do you feel most inspired to write?
There's no regular routine or pattern here. Sometimes I'm in the mood to write something epic, sometimes I'm not. It's invariably a spur-of-the-moment thing, even if it's a post about comics that takes a huge amount of research and scanning or finding pictures to illustrate it.

Do you publish immediately after writing, or do you let it simmer a bit as a draft?
Immediately after writing, with almost no exceptions. I've got one half-written draft that's been sitting in my folder for years (about Marvel comics of summer 1963) that I might finish one day, but otherwise it's publish straight away without a thought for the possible consequences!

What are you generally interested in writing about?
Now that's the thing. In the early days, I remember saying most of my posts would revolve around memory, othello, comics and cartoons, and I think the blog has mostly stuck to that kind of thing over the years, along with occasional vague references to things I'm doing in normal life. Excel competitions have become a regular subject in recent times, and another category that shows up a fair bit is Victorian novels, but the original guiding thought here was that it should always be a mixture of everything I find interesting, rather than have a central 'theme' to the things I blog about.

Who are you writing for?
Now, this is a good question. Ideally, I'm writing for friends who are interested in maybe one or even none of the subjects I write about, but read my blog anyway out of politeness, and find something else they can be interested in too! When someone says to me something like "I even liked that thing you wrote about comics the other day, even though I'm not into that stuff", I feel like my work here is done. That's a genuine quote, and it was about my Skull the Slayer post, which is a great example of my unnecessarily-exhaustive chronicling of an obscure piece of comics history, so it's delightful to find someone reading it and liking what they read!

I mean, at heart, I'm basically writing for my own amusement, but it really is the icing on the cake when I find that someone else out there actually likes to read it!

What’s your favorite post on your blog?
The ones I particularly like are probably that kind of comic post referenced there, especially if I dig up some historical context or supporting material that probably nobody's documented in exactly that way before. This post about Shermy is a great example that I'm proud of, combining the newspaper comics, cartoons and extra features like the TV Guide and Mad Magazine that featured our hero. Or the complete history of Manikin, a superhero nobody in the world is interested in except maybe a few wonderful weirdos. I think it's a fine example of almost-complete documenting of Whit's life - I'm still torn about whether I should have included a reference to the Marvel Age that mentions him, and maybe one day I'll go back and add it in, but that's another story. I also really love when I get into detailing my thought processes during memory competitions, because they're fun to look back on in the future, and I think a lot of people like to read them. But perhaps my favourite posts of all are when I've chronicled something that isn't widely known, and other people have found it and been delighted with it! The best of these is when I listed Kid Jensen's Favourite Chart Breakers - the comments section of that, with more and more people coming across it years and years after I wrote it and rediscovering a piece of their childhood, is a delight to experience! 

I'm also very fond of my family tree research - the last one of those three links is the kind of fun detail you can pick up when you're digging into things, and quite apart from the way this kind of post has connected me with family members I never knew existed, it's provided entertaining things like my great-grandparents' wedding certificate, which provokes a whole lot of discussion! And even when my obsessive tendencies extend to transcribing an entire 25-minute cartoon and highlighting the bits that were cut out of it to trim it for time, I feel a great sense of accomplishment on producing something I can share with equally interested readers! Really, I could go on and on for pages about favourite posts on my blog - it's very much a way to express myself about whatever subject is on my mind. For one final fave, I'll just share this message of affection to my brother, hidden in a post about a very relevant episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Any future plans for your blog? Maybe a redesign, a move to another platform, or adding a new feature?
Never! My future plans for the blog are to keep doing things exactly the same way I've always done! Consistency is victory, as Ultra Magnus tells us!

Next?
This is where you "tag" other people, apparently, and get them to do these questions. That's a bit "professional blogger community" for me, but if you'd like to answer these questions, I'd be fascinated to see what you have to say!

Saturday, February 01, 2025

I'm a hardcore gamer

 Or at least, I'm a fan of trivia about ancient arcade games. I'm rubbish at actually playing Donkey Kong, which they didn't have in any arcades I knew growing up (well, they did have it in the cafe on Skegness train station for a while, but I never really played it there), but I do know in mind-numbing detail the reason why level 22 is a kill screen...

Or is it? Because the awesome "Kosmic" has just posted a super cool video about how it's at least theoretically possible to beat the first level 22 screen even despite the timer bug only giving you a couple of seconds, which is exactly the kind of fascinating detail I always love to hear!

I really can't get enough of this kind of video. Ultimately, I'm just a huge nerd. But I hope at least some of my readers share my fascination!

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Remembering People's Names

 I was reminded of this classic comic today, couldn't remember whether I'd ever mentioned it on my blog, and after a quick search concluded that I haven't. So here you go - click on it to be taken to The Jenkins, full of entertainment like this.


And really, if that isn't written about me, then there's two of us out there. But if it IS written about me, it should really be a playing card deck from 2011. That's when we made the DJ Shadow video, and so is the card sequence I'm most likely to tell anonymous strangers about. Just don't expect me to remember your name, that's all.

Saturday, January 25, 2025

The Old Masters

 The road to the Microsoft Excel World Championship 2025 kicked off last Thursday, with the first of nine monthly competitions. It's fair to say I didn't set the world on fire with my performance, but it really was the kind of puzzle I struggle with more than most, so I'm still hopeful of getting a better result than 93rd place in future months...


And qualifying might be easier this year than previously - this time round, since so many more people are trying to qualify for the main event, it's been expanded from 128 to 256 people in the finals of the World Championship! And ninety of these come from the monthly events - each month, the top performer of the four live-streamed competitors, the top seven of the non-streamed players, the top under-25 and the top 'Master' qualify. Top of the ones who haven't qualified in a previous month, that is, so I'm hopeful that by the time we get to September, if I have a good day, I might scrape in and not have to go through the big open qualification round to fill the remaining spots.

But let's talk about that 'Masters' category. That's the tactful way to describe competitors aged 50 and over. People who are too old to know about computers and so need a little extra support. Poor things. Now, as I've said many times before with reference to memory competitions, I don't like to see special age categories, or any other kind of categories, in mental sports. The whole appeal of these things is that everyone can compete in them on equal terms, be they an old fogey of fifty or an annoyingly precocious two-year-old!

But I don't say that too forcefully, since it just makes me sound resentful about being in the default category that's assumed to be best at these things. And the thing about the "over 50" category in the Excel championship is that they go by year of birth. So anyone born in 1975 is a 'Master' and has a slightly better chance of securing qualification to the main draw.

I was born in 1976. If they keep these rules for next year's competition... I'll be officially an old man. A doddering old fool who remembers the days before Excel. And needs to be given a little extra advantage to compensate for it. I'm not sure I approve of this, but I'll take it, gladly! Thank you very much!

And in all fairness, I didn't use Excel until 1996. And the version of Excel that existed in those days was pretty hopeless. And the people in our office didn't even have a computer each! Most of the accounts work was quite genuinely done with pencil and paper! Tell that to young people today and they won't believe you. AND we had to pay t'mill owner to let us work there!


On a related note, this is actually one of the reasons why I always like to read Tom Brevoort's blog every weekend. He writes quite brilliant analysis of old comics, but I always feel like I'm slightly too young to be part of that crowd. The blog is definitely written to appeal to people who were teenagers in the seventies, and Tom and most of the blog's regular commentators fit into that age group. I'm like a younger kid trying to hang out with the cooler big boys if I join in with the discussion there. And believe me, when you're a year away from being an antiquated 'Master' in Excel Esports world, that's actually a very nice thing to feel!

Sunday, January 19, 2025

Asking the important questions

An all-new podcast is available on the world wide web! Remember the interview I did a couple of years ago for "The Human Podcast"? Here's an all-new video of me answering ten quick-fire questions all about the world of memory techniques and competitions! Ideal for people who know nothing at all about the subject but want a gentle introduction, or for people who already know all about it and like to hear me talking! Check it out now!


Saturday, January 04, 2025

Freezing rain

 It's snowing as I write this1 and I'm not a fan of snow, as I've mentioned many times before. Increases the likelihood of me falling down and severely injuring myself. I'm an old man, you see. But tomorrow the weather forecast says it's going to get a lot warmer and just pour down with rain all day, and then be cold again the day after. "I wish it would make up its mind," as old people like to say. Personally, I just wish it'd be summer. But the BBC weather for today also says there's a chance of freezing rain, so I can't stay mad at the weather or the BBC for too long, since it reminds me of a truly wonderful comic...


If you haven't read Phoebe and her Unicorn - The Magic Storm, by Dana Simpson, then please go out and buy it now. It's really brilliant in so many ways, I can't recommend it highly enough! Or just borrow my copy. It's a definitive text for Phoebe's second-best friend Max, another cartoon hero of mine.


Now, will someone do something magical with the weather, and make it summer again?

1 It's Saturday night as I write this. I'm trying to write a blog a day, in advance, and post them in the early morning. But the one I posted this morning seems to show as being posted the previous evening, so the whole system has already broken down. I think I'll just go back to posting things whenever I feel like writing something...

Friday, January 03, 2025

Let's get memorising!

The Memory League World Championship is kicking off once more! I'm not in it, on account of not being good enough, but it's still very worth watching! And the matches are streamed live on Memory Sports TV, so tune in and watch over the next month! It really is fun and exciting, even if you know little or nothing about memory sports! (See, this is the exact opposite of my post two days ago - this is getting the comic fans who read this blog to start liking memory competitions!)


I really like the double elimination format. It really adds to everyone's enjoyment of the event! And makes it all look more complicated and clever, which can only be a good thing.

Am I ever going to scale the lofty heights of the ranking list, and qualify for future world championships here? Probably not, but I'm going to start by getting back in practice at the whole Memory League thing, and then just maybe work on improving my scores in the Images and Words disciplines - because you can't really get by in competitions here just by being pretty good at Cards and Numbers, even if my scores in those still count as 'pretty good'. I could probably improve my performance all round with a little more dedication, so maybe I'll give it a try...

A Methuselah of a blog

I've been blogging here for a long time now. In fact, it's been more than twenty years, if you count the couple of silly things I posted in October 2004 when I first heard about the concept of "blogs" and created one. And in July of this year, we'll reach the twentieth anniversary of when I actually started posting things here!

I only think of this now, because one of my favourite blogs to read on the internet, Dirty Feed, is celebrating its comparatively measly fifteen years of existence - a mere Jared of a blog compared to mine, and the name sounds a bit, well, dirty, but you should really check it out anyway! It's mostly about the production of TV comedy, and there are so many wonderful and fascinating pieces of writing there, you can get lost in it for days! I don't think you can say that about my twenty years of rambling on whatever subject comes to mind.

But perhaps I should follow that example and list the most popular things I've written here? Or maybe just one of them - because by far and away the most read article here on Zoomy's Thing is the Krypton Force videos! It's been so consistently popular over the years, attracting actual human people who've contacted me about it and not just robots, that I'm rather impressed. I think it's played a big part in increasing awareness of those British bootlegs of American bowdlerisations of Japanese cartoons, which can only be a good thing!

So here's to another twenty years, if I and Blogspot both live that long!

Thursday, January 02, 2025

No Place To Run

 I should write more about old comics I like but that my readers might not have heard of. It's all part of my plan to get people who read my blog hoping I'll share some kind of memory secret reading comics and watching cartoons too. I won't rest until everyone reading this blog is fully conversant in all my weird hobbies and interests!

So I was just re-reading Marvel Team Up Annual #7, from the summer of 1984. It's an extra-long story in which Spider-Man teams up with five members of Alpha Flight to try to escape the clutches of The Collector. It's great. But tucked away in the back pages, there's a little five-page backup strip, and I'd forgotten just how cool it is!

"No Place To Run", written by Bob de Natale (who wrote a handful of backups and fillers for Marvel around this time; this one was his first) and drawn by David Mazzucchelli (who was drawing Daredevil at the time, and was probably used to having his name spelt wrongly, like in the credits box here) is a story about the ordinary people who live in the mad world of the Marvel Universe.

It's a long-established law of superhero comics that the presence of people with godlike powers waging constant war with each other somehow doesn't prevent the normal human world from existing. Readers just have to ignore the logical inconsistency. But around this time, people started to write about what it's like to be a normal human in this crazy universe. It was a central theme of the definitive text Watchmen in 1986, and reached its pinnacle with Astro City in the nineties - but this five-pager filling up the space at the end of a Marvel annual predates those, and captures the feel perfectly!

There's an ad for war games between pages 1 and 2, and an ad for comic subscriptions between 2 and 3. The reader isn't really encouraged to stick with this story. But please do read it here, and enjoy!





Wednesday, January 01, 2025

Playing the Aasvogel

 I thought I'd quote Adrian Mole as the title of a blog post, to create a sort of theme of new year's resolutions. I remembered a funny section of his diary in which he resolved to "learn a new word and use it every day", which was followed by something like:

January 2nd - I'd like to go to Africa to hunt an aardvark.
January 3rd - And then I'd go south and hunt an aardwolf.
January 4th - How interesting that aasvogel should be a kind of musical instrument.

After which he gives up. So I looked up the passage, which I haven't read for twenty or thirty years, and found that it goes:

Saturday January 2nd 
How interesting it is that Aabec should be an Australian bark used for making sweat. 
Sunday January 3rd 
I wouldn’t mind going to Africa and hunting an Aardvark. 
Monday January 4th 
Whilst in Africa I would go south and look out for an Aardwolf. 
Tuesday January 5th 
And I would avoid tangling with an Aasvogel

What? It STARTS with "How interesting..."?! I always remembered that the whole joke was that on the third day he gave up trying to work the new word into any kind of sentence and just wrote the dictionary definition! And it isn't! There's not a proper punchline to the series of diary entries at all, it just stops!

My version is funnier. I think we need to rewrite The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾ to make it right, and give me credit as the co-author. It would be only fair. People used to jeer at me for looking like Adrian Mole, as I've probably mentioned several times before. Although I'll probably never write anything funnier than the entry for January 7th:

Thursday January 7th
Nigel came round to look at my racing bike. He said that it was mass produced, unlike his bike that was ‘made by a craftsman in Nottingham’. I have gone off Nigel, and I have also gone off my bike a bit.

And yes, I do know that "Vogel" means bird, and that "Aasvogel" is unlikely to be a musical instrument if you think about it. But I never have thought about it, and just kept my mistaken memory in my mind all these years. In my defence, though, I probably read the book for the first time before learning German, so it's understandable that I never made the mental connection. Luckily, we have the internet now, and I have just today, for the first time in my entire life, looked up the word "Aasvogel" to find out what it means. An archaic South African word for vulture, apparently. So now you know.

I was going to half-heartedly suggest resolving to write a new and interesting blog post every day in 2025, but now that I've actually learned something this morning, improved my general knowledge when it's not even half past nine yet, I feel very accomplished already. I don't need any resolutions. I can just go back to bed.