If, like most people, you have friends who only tolerate your presence in order to play your computer games, it's important to buy the right ones - as this classic advert tells us.
Now, think about this. There's no way Maxy had enough money in his pockets to buy the entire range of Atarisoft games. Is he a surprisingly accomplished shoplifter, or do his unfortunate parents not keep a close eye on their wallets? Either way, Maxy's desperate attempt to buy the feigned respect and appreciation of his peers has started him on the road to a life of crime. I worry for his future.
I'm all right, though - I've still got Arcade Smash Hits for the Sega Master System, and I was just playing it yesterday. I could get a girl like that any time I like! Until she gets it for her dad's computer and dumps me, anyway.
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