It's years and years since my favourite-ever website disappeared into the limbo of lost internet chat rooms (which is a scary kind of place, possibly haunted by the ghost of Chiquittita), and I still, on going into a lesser forum tonight, almost introduced myself with "Zoom Zoom skips onto the Bridge..."
So I thought I'd post a blog that leaves all the non-Bridge people out there scratching their heads and wondering what I'm talking about. Let's hear from those surviving VPSers out there! Throw your stick into my comments section and let's stand in a state of catlike readiness, waiting to see what happens!
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/do stands just to the left and gently tosses a writhing bag of maggots over the side
/do floats a freshly folded paper boat down the river
Chiquittita is folded into a neat wee package is thrown into the river to traverse it forever cursing us all.
/do is most likely to be found under the bridge in a mild state of intoxication, attempting to peer up the lady VPSers skirts while singing a bawdy song and fighting of the advances of Father Shamus. Or possibly Quentin.
/do stands hanging upside down from the bottom rail, and bounces his giant yellow rubber duck, just like the old days, then notices the long-lost Jimi lying under the bridge, squeals with surprise and falls on top of him, Shamus and Quentin. Hi, guys, have you been down here all these years?
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