The Door

"The Door" is a 1968 cartoon which is probably on YouTube, but is impossible to find because it's just called "The Door" and everybody else in the world seems to have made an inferior cartoon by that name. But what I was meaning to blog about before I started thinking about that, was that the whole controversy about my door on Saturday seems to have been blown up out of all proportion, with wild accusations flying around, so I should probably point out that the door to the block of flats was locked successfully, and so there was very little danger of me being robbed or ransacked. This is a neighbourhood where you can leave your door unlocked, as long as the exterior door is firmly bolted.

So, sorry I made such a fuss about it. Now, someone find me that cartoon, because I want to watch it.

Back to the grind

Temporarily back with Boots again for the short-term future - exactly how short-term depends on whether a regular work schedule helps me with developing a regular memory-training schedule, which strangely enough it usually does. And it needs to, because I was pretty awful in my attempts at memorising things tonight. Not slower than I was a month ago, but much less accurate in the recall. Hopefully the next three weeks will be enough to rebuild my synapses (or whichever bits it is that helps you memorise things, I don't really know. Neurons, possibly. Or dendrites.) before the UK Championship, German Championship and Swedish Championship come in rapid succession.

Cambridge in the spring

The Cambridge Memory Championship this year was a resounding success, I thought. Held at Attenborough Nature Reserve, which is nowhere near Cambridge but is just down the road from me, we had a great lineup of competitors including world number 2 Johannes Mallow, Boris Konrad, rising Norwegian star Ola Risa, British star James Ponder (there are so few British memory people that they all count as stars) and more. A large number of people were staying at my flat - Ola brought Norwegian chocolate, which guarantees you preferential treatment in any memory competition. Not really, I'm only joking. Dai Griffiths and John Burrows were coming on the train from Wales, which apparently takes six hours. Raj Jain had come all the way from India, which takes slightly longer. We also had Swedish superstar Mattias Ribbing, plus Ameel Hoque and his non-memory-related friend Mo, all the way from Manchester, and Conor Muldoon from wherever he lives at the moment, I've forgotten. Anyway, most of us went to the Victoria pub down the road for a meal and some serious memory-talk on Friday night before getting a good night's sleep. John ended up getting my one spare bed, I'm not sure exactly how - possibly because he's bigger and stronger than any of my other guests.

Saturday turned out to be a lovely day - I was planning for us all to get the train from Beeston to Attenborough, but James was staying in a hotel near my place and had brought his car, so he ferried us all there in groups of three or four at a time. Whoever was last out of my flat in the morning neglected to close the door, so it was standing wide open all day, but luckily nobody noticed. We were joined at the venue by ever-awesome arbiter-in-chief Phil Chambers and new-to-memory-competitions Sunjay Parmar, and found our way into the nature reserve's conference room.

This is a perfect room for a small memory competition - quietish, spacious enough for nine competitors and five arbiters to move around and swing cats if necessary, equipped with laptop and projector for the groovy Powerpoint slides I'd prepared and commanding a lovely view of the lake filled with swans, geese, coots, grebes, ducks and whatnot. It also came with a downright delicious lunch - a choice of several meals and desserts which people ordered at the start of the day and then, in the traditional way that memory experts have, forgot what they'd asked for. Also, everyone there was friendly and helpful, and the place is hugely recommended for anyone who's in need of a conference room, any time!

The competition itself was won by Johannes, as everyone had confidently expected, although he wasn't entirely happy with his performance. Ola, who's been working on his Ben System lately, had some really great results and came second. Sunjay, by virtue of being the only competitor who qualified as a beginner, won the much-coveted "Best Beginner" prize. The whole thing ran smoothly and less than half an hour behind the ambitiously tight schedule, so I was pretty happy with it, all in all. Full results can be seen already on the awesome memocamp.com website.

After the competition we went to the Village Hotel down the road, where Hannes was staying. Or at least most of us did - my ambiguous directions sent Phil, Conor and Sunjay to a different pub, where they had a drink before noticing they were alone and coming to find the rest of us. Then a small rebel faction decided that rather than having an expensive hotel-pub meal, we'd rather eat at McDonald's over the road, so my fellow junk-food aficionados John, Ola and Sunjay went there. Sunjay, who's a magician and clearly in league with some kind of demon who grants him supernatural powers, boggled my mind completely with an impossible card trick. Seriously, it was sinister. Then we went back to the Village and successfully arranged for everyone to get on the right train home - trains only stop at Attenborough once an hour, so that's quite a feat.

At around this time I realised that I'd forgotten my world-championship-souvenir jacket back at the nature reserve, but with it being such a nice place, I'm sure someone will have found it and kept it safe, along with the numerous other things that the memory masters will doubtless have forgotten to take with them.

And we've (rather late in the day) now been told that the UK Championship will happen on August 25 and 26, so that gives me something to work towards. I'm planning to get down to some serious memory training over the next few weeks (work and hanging out drunkenly with my brother permitting) and hopefully being on reasonable form by then - I was in a good shape a month ago, but TV and psychology-studies have interrupted my training schedule quite fatally since then.

Memory champion

Talking with my brother while looking through our collection of old toys (or, in most cases, small pieces of old toys that fell apart long ago):

I: For crying out loud! I'm the three-time world memory champion, you're putting me to shame by picking up a thirty-year-old scrap of plastic and saying "Ah, yes, we bought this at 10:07am on July 3rd 1982 in Ashley's toyshop in Boston, third shelf on the left..."

He: Yes, but my memory can only remember completely useless things like that, not anything remotely useful.

I: That's my line.

Seriously, I thank my lucky stars repeatedly that my brother has never seen fit to learn memory techniques, because he comes closer than anyone I've ever met to the fabled "photographic memory". It's scary. He's got synaesthesia too, you know.

One long whirl

I don't remember ever being as busy as I have been for the last month or so. I'm running around from place to place doing one thing after another without a moment's rest. Being an unemployed layabout isn't all it's cracked up to be. Anyway, the Cambridge Memory Championship (not in Cambridge) is almost upon us, and the next couple of days promise all the fun of printing things out. Hooray. With the additional thrill of putting the printouts in envelopes and keeping them safe until the competition. But then there's the optional-extra fun part of creating powerpoint slideshows, because the competition room comes with a projector and it'd be a shame not to make use of it. Just as long as I have time, and all my important procrastination doesn't get in the way.

And just as a footnote, can I just quote a comment from an anonymouse:
I enjoy your blog but I can’t help feeling that you are wasting your powers. Why don’t you teach yourself half a dozen languages and then write a book on mnemonics and language learning. I’m sure you can take it further than Linkword, O’Brien, etc.

I get this a lot. Please try to understand, people, I don't have "powers". Just because I can memorise a pack of cards quite quickly and only get the recall wrong 50% of the time, it doesn't necessarily follow that I could solve all the world's problems if I put my mind to it. I can't learn half a dozen languages, nor teach them to other people. Nor can I win millions in a casino. Believe me, I'm getting the maximum possible use out of my amazing abilities at the moment. So please stop telling me I could do other things if I wasn't so lazy. Thank you!

Continental are back on my Christmas card list

I'm in Newark Airport right now, waiting for my connecting flight back home - I should be still in the air en route from St Louis, but my flight was cancelled and the good people there put me on an earlier flight instead with no fuss at all. I'm impressed - I vowed never to fly with Continental again after they left me stranded in New York that time a couple of years ago (if I'd noticed before arriving at the airport that the St Louis people had booked me on a Continental flight, I might have asked them to change it), but they're off the naughty list now, for certain. That means my plane-company naughty list is empty again - I need some kind of travel-chaos horror-story, obviously.

Anyway, I've had a great time these last few days. Lots of not-too-strenuous memory tests, a surprisingly well-attended public meeting where I chatted generally about my life, failed spectacularly to perform any kind of impressive memory stunt and still got lots of applause and admiring noises, and a whole lot of sightseeing in the lovely sunny weather, too!

Actually, everyone in St Louis thought the weather was unbearably hot (as always, I hit the hottest weather in recorded history when I happened to be in the USA), but after I'd got used to it, I really enjoyed the heat and humidity. It's a nice change from the general miserableness back home.

So, are there any memory-folk reading this who'd like a similar holiday? The psychologists there are keen to do the same tests on a whole group of people who know about memory techniques, and I'd hugely recommend it. Most of the tests are word-based, so it's probably the kind of thing that would work better for English-speakers, but I don't know for sure.

As soon as I get back home, I'm going away on holiday again (my life is one big holiday these days, isn't it?), so I'll blog you all again in a week or so...

Now THAT was fun!

Without giving away any details, here's a summary of an email exchange with the good people at The Gadget Show:

I: So, you don't actually want me to do any kind of memory stunt?

They: No.

I: Nor anything that would require me to know the difference between an iPod and an iPad, nor how to work a mobile phone, nor to know anything about The Gadget Show or its subject matter?

They: That's right.

I: And for an hour's work, you're paying me...?

They: Two hundred pounds.

I: Okay.


And it's going to be great, too! I hugely recommend watching it, although it won't be on for several months (I'll remind you nearer the time). It's the first time I've been invited on a TV show to do something almost completely unrelated to memory championships! I'm a proper celebrity! And had fun filming it, too!

Anyway, now I'm going to St Louis, to be a laboratory guinea pig. See you all when I get back!

Repeat performance

I think the pilot was cooler, actually - maybe it was just because we'd all done it before, but the 'real' filming didn't seem to sparkle quite as much. Although I did come up with one ad-lib that made everyone in the studio laugh, so hopefully that'll end up in the broadcast version and not look too stupid. Tune in, some time late August/early September, to "Epic Win".

Meanwhile, I'm back to normality today - normality in the sense of working for Boots, albeit in the extremely groovy role of three days as a consultant financial analyst sandwiched between filming for two different TV shows (also tune in to the Gadget Show, some time after Epic Win, probably, unless they realise that I'm not really what you'd call a gadget person).

It's good to be back in the office, but today sort of reminded me why I left. It's finding-a-new-job time when I get back from my final groovy memory-man expedition of the month (St Louis, Friday), and I think I'll look for something radically different from accountancy/analysis. Banking, maybe. Or mountaineering.

I'm in a hotel

It's all part of a clever plan. You see, I've found myself spending the last several days doing absolutely nothing - lying around watching telly and eating everything I could lay my hands on. And I've got a huge amount of things that absolutely need to be done before I go away on holiday on the 15th. There's memorising things for my BBC show (and that has to be done by the 10th), there's Cambridge Memory Championship preparation, and there's cleaning all the rubbish out of my flat so my brother has room to move, and there's other things too.

So I booked myself a cheap hotel in Nottingham, I got here about six, and just as I planned, all my lethargy dissipated with the change of scenery, and I've spent the evening memorising BBC things. It's half past ten now, and this is the first time I've even considered logging on to the internet. I'm proud of myself. And tomorrow I'm going to shut myself in here until I've done everything that I can do on a laptop, and then I'm going home to clean the flat and do some 'normal' memory training. I'm great.

For the record, boxing is bad and shouldn't be watched

Nonetheless, I watched the big fight tonight, and it really wasn't much of a contest. Just like Andy Murray in the tennis yesterday. I really need to turn things around for British "sports" in the WMC in December in Beijing (I don't think I've blogged about the change of dates - remind me to talk about the WMC in more detail some time soon, please) but I worry that I'm getting too sidetracked by the celebrity lifestyle. I've got to spend the next week preparing for the 'real' edition of the BBC's new summer blockbuster - although the pilot version was so cool that I'm sure this is going to be a damp squib in comparison - and I've got another TV guest appearance coming up too. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to talk about it in advance, but basically if you just imagine the least appropriate show in the world for me to appear on, you'll probably guess it. I'll tell you later...

TV dreams

Making a TV show is really fun, I should do it more often. It's a shame that I'm not supposed to talk about this pilot until the series is broadcast, because it was great! I exchanged bantering remarks with the host and panel and didn't sound completely stupid, which is rare for me, and my memory performance was fun and different and didn't involve memorising a pack of cards, which is even rarer.

Also, I love BBC Television Centre. Someone needs to pass a law to force them to stay there and not sell it.

Mind sports!

I'm seriously tempted to go to the Stratego World Championships in Newcastle on August 3-7. This will only be possible if I've got any money left in the bank by that point (because that's well past the deadline of needing-to-get-a-job and I really don't want to run up too big a credit card bill before I even start job-hunting), so we'll just have to see how my many and varied sources of income in July pan out.

But it sounds like a great event, five days of different kinds of stratego in the company of board-game-weirdos like me! And although I'm a pretty poor player, and only a couple of the regular players are even nodding acquaintances of mine, they seem like a nice bunch. Facebook page here for anyone who might be interested.

Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately, I know how many devoted fans there are who hang on my every word. For an unemployed layabout, I've been surprisingly busy, and the next month is going to be even busier. Here's my schedule (I thought I should write it down here in case I forget something important):

Monday June 27th it's BBC Television Centre to film the pilot episode of their cool new show (that I'm not supposed to talk about until it's been on telly). I don't know why they're making a pilot when the series has already been commissioned, but the workings of television people are a mystery to me. I was just down there yesterday to see if I fit into the box that I'm going to be lying in for part of the show - tune in next month to see what I'm talking about.

For a couple of days in the first week of July I'm going back to my old job, probably, to show them how to do some things I didn't get round to leaving instructions for. I'm bad at writing instructions.

Sunday July 10th it's back to the BBC to film the first real episode of this exciting new show, which will be much the same as the pilot only bigger and better.

At some point in July my brother's coming back from China and staying with me.

July 15th I'm flying out to St Louis, for various scientific experiments and a public meeting where people will poke and prod my brain and see how it remembers things. Talking to a friend who lives around there this morning, he told me he'll be in Joplin on the 16th, but back in St Louis after that, and consequently I've been singing the Route 66 song all day. How do people live in places like that? Or do you develop an immunity to the song after a while? I suppose I don't constantly sing "Slow Train" despite growing up in Tumby Woodside...

I land back at Birmingham on the 20th and then immediately go on holiday for a week with some other friends in a big country house near... Ipswich? I must look it up.

Barely back home from that, it's the Cambridge Memory Championship, not in Cambridge, on the 30th.

And after that, I really need to get a new job. I've essentially completely run out of money at this point, but the various things above are giving me small amounts of money (except the holiday, which is already paid for; my brother, who normally has the decency to chip in for the food bill; and the memory championship, which will make only a small loss, I hope), enough to keep me gainfully unemployed for the month of July. There's also the possibility of a small amount of prize money from the TV show, but I'm not making any plans for that. I know my TV performances too well.

So between now and the end of June, I need to crack on with memory training (been doing quite a lot of speed practice but not enough marathons these last few weeks - I should be starting to do half-hour numbers, cards and binary in preparation for the German championship) and get to work churning out the memorisation papers for Cambridge (not Cambridge). I need to get the historic dates written about a month in advance so I can get them translated, and writing them is always a bit of a chore...

Can I have a B, please, Bob?

They're showing old episodes of Blockbusters on that quiz-themed TV channel, Challenge! That really was one of the greatest quiz shows ever made, and they really should bring it back. When I was in the first year at school, our form prefect was on Blockbusters - I can't remember what her name was (might have been Lesley) or whether she won anything, but the idea of knowing someone who'd been on telly was really sensational at the time.

A question from today's episode - "What E was invented in 1887 by Lazarus Zamenhof in hope that it would become the world's universal language?"

Suggested answer from Thomas - "English?"

I've always wanted to go on Blockbusters. I got most of the questions right on this one, so I'm sure I'd win big piles of money (£5 per correct answer) and lots of Gold Runs. It'd be great!

Firemen are great!

I'm back from Japan, and I'll blog about it tomorrow, probably. Anyway, I went to Nottingham today, and as I was cycling back, I noticed that the Royal Children pub was on fire. Not a towering inferno, but smoke pouring out of the upstairs windows and roof. I was wondering if anyone had called the fire brigade, when they turned up and all sprang into action very efficiently, with hoses and masks and things. It was like a movie, only in Nottingham without being Robin Hood!

Krypton Force!

I thought this might be a good time to summarise all the Krypton Force releases of "Force Five" anime - see my previous blogs here and here for more details. There's practically nothing about them on the internet, people keep finding this blog by searching for related keywords, and I've acquired a couple more tapes since I wrote those, so let's put them all together in one post! Comments and additions are very very welcome!

The order in which the videos were released is unknown, there is no date on the inlays or tapes. The trailer seen on one of the Don Quixote videos lists the ones currently available at that time as "Videotoons 1-3, Sci-Bots 1-2 and Formators 1-6".

Judging by the packaging designs, the first ones produced were Sci-Bots 1 and 2 (the 'movie') and Formators 1 (the Gai-King movie/final episodes) - these are the only tapes with the series title at the top and the episode title separated by dots instead of spaces (and 'screenshots' on the back that are actually pictures cut out of Transformers books).

After that must have come Formators 2-6, and probably the rest of that series. Then I would imagine Sci-Bots followed (it uses the same hexagon design on the boxes), then the four Protectors and four Orion Quest tapes, and finally the sole Mission Promete, which has a slightly different design again.

Then, I'm thinking at the moment only in Australia, the same people continued a bit further - two more volumes each of Protectors and Orion Quest, and three more of Mission Promete. The internet is very short of pictures of these tapes, but there's good reason to believe they did exist Down Under.

The wonderful trailer that appeared on the Australian videos boasts that each series has 12-14 episodes "plus the movie" available, and then lists exactly twelve titles for each one. The lists omit some titles that were actually released ("Betrayal" from Sci-Bots and "Birds Of Prey" and "Omicron Ray" from Formators), and include several more that were never actually used.

All the tapes have a series title, episode title (at the top of the page), and sub-title (in a flash at the top-right corner of the picture). They're transcribed below, complete with spelling mistakes and missing apostrophes. The series title and episode title also appear onscreen, replacing the ones originally on the 'Force Five' cartoons. Illustrations are provided by the wonderful "Marc", an artist of limited ability who nonetheless proudly signs his work. The back-of-the-box blurb is transcribed in italics.

Sci-Bots

Alias "Spaceketeers" - the name used for the team in the dialogue of the actual episodes. Volumes 1 and 2 are the 'movie' compilation of the series. The rest of the volumes are individual episodes - two episodes on each tape, usually but not always consecutive ones, edited clumsily together into one uninterrupted super-episode. The volume numbers bear no relation to the order of episodes.

Unlike the other Force Five series, Spaceketeers/Starzinger had long continuing story arcs rather than one-off stories. It was a late addition to the Force Five lineup, apparently, when Jim Terry was unable to get the rights to yet another giant-robot cartoon, so he chose 26 of the 64 (or 73 if you count the brief "sequel") episodes of Starzinger to fit the necessary length of his series.

The Krypton Force tapes were also released in Germany, dubbed into German but with the Krypton Force titles and Marc's artwork still intact. These can be seen on YouTube, as can translations of Starzinger into Italian, Swedish, Finnish and probably every other non-English language in the universe. If you're lucky enough to own a complete collection of Krypton Force, this is the order to watch them:

Vol 12 (Crystal & The Space Bees) - nearly at the beginning of the series
Vol 11 (Star Point Tantar) - carrying on
Vol 10 (Snark & The Diamonds) - early adventures
Vol 4 (Betrayal), first half - first appearance of Tryax Khan
Vol 9 (Surrender By Force) - the fight against Tryax
Vol 8 (Evil Catyla) - filler stories between Tryax and Dector arcs
Vol 7 (Zalo) - more of the same
Vol 6 (Love And Treasure) - Tryax returns, with Dector
Vol 3 (Battle Of The Flame Dragon) - Tryax Khan and Dector
Vol 13 (Dector the Betrayer) - Dector and Tryax up to no good again
Vol 5 (Death Valley) - end of the Dector story and start of Queen Marla
Vol 4 (Betrayal), second half - Queen Marla again

It looks like they released random episodes in volumes three and four, then worked backwards through the pile of episodes for subsequent volumes, finally noticing with volume 13 that they'd left a chunk out. Spaceketeers also included the first four Starzinger episodes, which don't seem to have ended up released by Krypton Force (as far as I know).

Sci-Bots 1
Conflict
The Mutants Lightning Strike

The "screenshots" on the back of the box are cut out of a Ladybird Transformers book. Marc's drawing on the front is really quite atmospheric, although the posing is a bit awkward.

First half of the 'movie' compilation - heavily edited highlights of the Starzinger series, dubbed into English by the same people who made the regular 'Spaceketeers' series but with different scripts and voice acting.

Once, long ago, there was a planet called 'Auron' placed in a far corner of our Galaxy. This planet was attacked and destroyed by the forces of two evil mutants, Dector and Tri-Ax-Con. The sole survivor of the devastation, Princess Aurora fled to Earth to gain help for the coming conflict erupting from planet Decos and so begins the battles of the Sci-Bots

The phrase 'Sci-Bots' was invented by Krypton Force, like all their Transformers-like titles. It's not used in the dialogue of the cartoon itself.

Sci-Bots 2
Strike Back
Sci-Bots Fight On

More Transformers on the back. I suspect that when they made these first three tapes, Krypton Force didn't have the technology to get actual screenshots. That doesn't really excuse their using other more popular companies' copyrighted material, though. There's no visible 'Marc' signature on the cover of this one - I think his original artwork was larger, and was cropped to fit the frame of the Krypton Force boxes.

Second half of the 'movie' compilation. Seven 25-minute episodes cut down into 45 minutes!

The Sci-Bots along with Princess Aurora, corner Tri-Ax-Con during the black hole battle. With the aid of Dector Tri-Ax-Con escapes losing his treasures captured from the colonials. Yet again, the Sci-Bots embark on another campaign to rid our Galaxy of the evil mutants.

Actually, the way this 'movie' is presented, it's all one big campaign. The movie ends with the defeat of Dector, and thus has some kind of ending, although that wasn't the end of the Starzinger series, nor indeed of the American "Spaceketeers" translation, which went on a bit further and then stopped abruptly, leaving the story unresolved.

Sci-Bots 3
Battle Of The Flame Dragon
Web Of Defeat

The cover, signed by Marc, has an extremely well-drawn representation of a flame dragon. The rest of the pictures are not particularly misshapen, either!

There are variant covers of this and the next two volumes - some that say "Sci-Bots 3", "Sci-Bots 4", "Sci-Bots 5" at the bottom, and others that just say "Sci-Bots". I've never heard of any copy of volume 6 or later that had a number, so that must be the point where they gave up on that tiny bit of extra effort. All volume numbers appear on-screen, though.

1) Starzinger episode 27 - "Kin Kin Attacks Again"
aka Spaceketeers episode 20 - "Menace Of The Fire Dragons"
2) Starzinger episode 28 - "The Death Of Queen Cosmos"
aka Spaceketeers episode 21 - "Stitch In Time And Space"

Princess Aurora, with the help of her protectors the Sci-Bots, continues to fight against Tryax Khan and the evil Dector.
The Sci-Bots become trapped in an electric web and the princess risks her life against the evil mutants to save them.

Continues from the cliffhanger ending of volume 6. There are numerous flame dragons involved in the battle, which makes the singular title a little odd. The phrase "flame dragon" is never used in the episode itself, by the way, although I know I've used it to exhaustion in this brief review.

Sci-Bots [Vol 4]
Betrayal
Mutant Deceit

There's no visible 'Marc' signature on the cover, but it's very much his style.

1) Starzinger episode 13 - "The Split Planet"
aka Spaceketeers episode 11 - "Enter Tryax Khan"
2) Starzinger episode 34 - "Cursed Forest Of Glass"
aka Spaceketeers episode 26 - "The Mirror Cracks"

Whilst travelling through another solar system the Sci-Bots come across a strange planet where they find the evil Tryax Khan has been at work causing the inhabitants to fight one another. Once again our heroes try to deal with the mutant's wrong doings.

The first half of this tape ends on a cliffhanger, with Jesse Dart confronting Tryax Khan for the first time (the Force Five version edits out a subsequent bit of fighting, so this cliffhanger isn't the same as the cliffhanger on the original Starzinger series), but if you want to see how it's resolved, you need to stop this tape half-way through and put volume 9 in the machine, because the second half of this one jumps immediately to a much later episode, without so much as a pause.

Sci-Bots [Vol 5]
Death Valley
Flight

The big figure in the background is a cut-out of The Beyonder from Marvel Comics' Secret Wars II. The gun, and the hand holding it, are from a Transformers comic.

1) Starzinger episode 31 - "The Revolution Of Lephan"
aka Spaceketeers episode 24 - "Truth About Solda"
2) Starzinger episode 33 - "Devil Of Space"
aka Spaceketeers episode 25 - "The Sayleen Solution"

Dr Schnitzel leaves his laboratory to try and rescue Princess Aurora and her protectors the Sci-Bots when their ship crashes into Death Valley.

Sci-Bots [Vol 6]
Love And Treasure
End Game

The hand is, again, cut from a Transformers comic. Marc really didn't like to draw hands.

1) Starzinger episode 25 - "The Bright Planet"
aka Spaceketeers episode 18 - "A Rose Is A Rose"
2) Starzinger episode 26 - "A Terrible Battle"
aka Spaceketeers episode 19 - "Treasure Of Tryax Khan"

The Sci-Bots battle on against Tryax Khan.
Porkos falls in love with Khan's lady and decides to leave the mission while the evil mutant loses his treasure and the Sci-Bots think they've lost Jesse.

Featuring Tryax's return from the black hole he fell into at the end of volume 9. Also featuring Porkos deciding to abandon the mission because he's met a woman who's as attractive as Princess Aurora and also cooks good food and has a lot of treasure.

Sci-Bots [Vol 7]
Zalo
Iced

1) Starzinger episode 19 - "Bye-Bye Captain"
aka Spaceketeers episode 16 - "Heart Of Ice"
2) Starzinger episode 24 - "One Of Two Is A Liar"
aka Spaceketeers episode 17 - "Truth And Consequences"

The Sci-Bots' mission continues but is nearly destroyed when Aramos finds his old friends frozen by a creature called Zalo.
Princess Aurora is on the Cosmos Queen alone when a young boy hijacks it in an attempt to escape from the Racoomoids.

A review of this tape can be found here.

Sci-Bots [Vol 8]
Evil Catyla
Hated Reflection

1) Starzinger episode 17 - "A Shadow In The Water"
aka Spaceketeers episode 14 - "Eye Of The Beholder"
2) Starzinger episode 18 - "Hot Wave"
aka Spaceketeers episode 15 - "Sacrifice To Rorka"

The Princess Aurora is captured by Catyla who hates Aurora's beauty and plans to make her ugly, but Porkos comes to the rescue and is the hero of the day.

Includes the wonderful line "Our planet is floundering under the dominion of a giant fish that grew in the sea!"

Sci-Bots [Vol 9]
Surrender By Force
No Surrender No Return

1) Starzinger episode 14 - "The Fort Planet"
aka Spaceketeers episode 12 - "Reluctant Enemies"
2) Starzinger episode 15 - "The Dark Point"
aka Spaceketeers episode 13 - "Too Much Monkey Business"

The Sci-Bots continue their battle against Tryax Khan, but when he captures Princess Aurora they are forced to surrender to save her life.

Sci-Bots [Vol 10]
Snark & The Diamonds
Carbon Coma

1) Starzinger episode 11 - "Doctor Mud"
aka Spaceketeers episode 9 - "Dr Snark's Chance"
2) Starzinger episode 12 - "Don't Die, Princess!"
aka Spaceketeers episode 10 - "The Galactic Diamond"

The evil Dr Snork raids the Laboratory as a decoy so he can capture Princess Aurora.
The Princess goes into a coma and the Sci-Bots must get the Ajax Diamond away from General Siluri to save her, but they are 10 minutes too late.

Dr Snark is animated in the most ridiculous comic-relief way, but his voice actor delivers his lines in the most deadly serious evil-villain voice. It's a strange combination, especially in a series where almost everyone else has a silly squeaky voice or some other weird vocal tic.

Sci-Bots [Vol 11]
Star Point Tantar
Flap Point

Those floating eyes on the cover freak me right out. There are floating space eyes like that in the cartoon, too, and I'm surprised that Marc has somehow reproduced them so accurately. He normally steals his backgrounds from other sources. And what, exactly, does "Flap Point" mean?

1) Starzinger episode 7 - "The Bravery Of Haka"
aka Spaceketeers episode 7 - "The Panther Bat"
2) Starzinger episode 8 - "The Nightmare Of Energy"
aka Spaceketeers episode 8 - "All For One And None For All"

The Sci-Bots are drawn to the Star Tantar but the Panther Bat tries to stop them from continuing their mission.
Porkos and Jesse are hypnotised and turn against each other leaving Aramos to defend the Princess from the Spidermoids.

Sci-Bots [Vol 12]
Crystal & the Space Bees
A Forgotten Warrior

1) Starzinger episode 5 - "Friendship Is The Strongest"
aka Spaceketeers episode 5 - "The Crystal Palace"
2) Starzinger episode 6 - "The Astrobat"
aka Spaceketeers episode 6 - "Swarm Of Space Bees"

The first episode involves crystals, and the second involves space bees. But wouldn't "Crystal and the Space Bees" be an awesome name for a pop group?

The Sci-Bots are drawn to a crystal palace where an evil mutant kidnaps the Princess Aurora and our heroes come to her rescue.
Jesse's Astrobat saves the day when their ship is later attacked by the Space Apaches.

Sci-Bots tapes seem to become more scarce as the volume numbers get higher - perhaps Krypton Force overestimated the appeal when they first started churning them out.

Sci-Bots [Vol 13]
Dector the Betrayer
Tri-Wars

1) Starzinger episode 29 - "Fort Goldstar"
aka Spaceketeers episode 22 - "An Enemy Betrayed"
2) Starzinger episode 30 - "The Three Brothers"
aka Spaceketeers episode 23 - "The Three Brothers"

The Princess Aurora befriends her enemy Captain Solda and reveals that Dector has betrayed him, but Dector destroys Solda and the Sci-Bots find themselves fighting the three brothers avenging his death.

These episodes fill the gap between volumes 3 and 5. I mean, naturally, that's where you'd expect to find volume 13, isn't it? There is a wonderful attempt to make the story more palatable to children by changing the 'Tryax kills the three brothers' father' plotline to 'Tryax pretends to kill the three brothers' father' - which makes the whole episode really not make any sense.

The Formators

The first 'Formators' tape is the end of the GaiKing series, which was otherwise packaged as 'Protectors'; the subsequent Formators tapes are Starvengers episodes. Krypton Force seem to have chosen Starvengers as their first foray into distributing an entire Force Five series - I don't know why, I think GaiKing is much better, but perhaps they just grabbed the first tapes that came to hand. On the other hand, maybe it's because Starvengers has the highest number of giant humanoid robots.

Starvengers is the American translation of Getter Robo G, which was a sequel to the original Getter Robo series. In accordance with their usual practice, Krypton Force black out the "Starvengers" title and replace it with their own really awful computer-generated "Formators" title. There were 39 episodes of the original Japanese series, once again Force Five only used 26, and only 18 of those seem to have found their way to Krypton Force.

The Formators
Attack Of The Xelans
Dragon Slayers Are Go!

Transformers again on the back cover, masquerading as screenshots. And the front cover, proudly signed by Marc as if it's his own work, is dominated by another cut-out.

1) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 26 - "Pegasus In Outer Space"
aka Gaiking episode 18 - "An Android With A Heart"
2) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episodes 43 & 44 - "A Phantom Castle On Mars" & "Go! The Last Great Battle For Earth"
aka Gaiking episodes 25 & 26 - "The End of Zela" & "The Battle For Earth"

The Heroic Warriors, The Formators, guardians of the Earth's defences, come under attack from the evil Xelans who have formed an attack base on planet Mars. The Formators fight against their enemies with the aid of Pala, Pegusus and Space Dragon.

It should really say 'Pegasus' there, it's a flying horse.

The second half of this is a compilation of the final two episodes, cut down to just over half the original length.

The Formators Vol 2
The New Starvenger
Attack Force Posiden Begins

The central figure here is another Transformer - Marc's contribution to the artwork was drawing a different head on it and adding a single other giant head in the sky. On the other hand, the back cover now contains two genuine screenshots! They're not screenshots of the episodes on this tape, they come from episode 3, but they're a step in the right direction...

1) Getter Robo G episode 1 - "Revive, Getter Robo!"
aka Starvengers episode 1 - "Who'll Fly Poseidon?"
2) Getter Robo G episode 2 - "Mystery of the Fearsome 100 Demon Empire"
aka Starvengers episode 2 - "Dragon Formation ... Switch ON!"

The Formators, heroic warriors who guard the Earth's defences are under attack from a new enemy 'The Pandemonium Empire'.
With the aid of their new ultra robots, Star Posiden, Star Erin and Star Dragon, they battle with the evil Pandemoniums to protect the Earth.

That makes it sound like these Formators are the same ones as in volume 1. They aren't. And this and the next volume both refer to the Star Arrow robot as 'Star Erin', and misspell 'Poseidon'.

On screen, the Krypton Force title calls it "Formators volume 2: the story continues", but this is the first episode of Getter Robo G. It starts with extensive references to the plot of Getter Robo, which must have been confusing for people who bought this expecting a sequel to the GaiKing episodes in the first volume.

The Formators Vol 3
The Havoc Symbol
Star Force Erin Is Go

The front cover illustration was clearly far too big to fit in the space available. Part of it is obscured by the subtitle flash, and there's just the top of Captain Fuehrer's head visible at the bottom.

1) Getter Robo G episode 3 - "An Insidious Trap! The Flying Fleet"
aka Starvengers episode 3 - "Sky Tankers Away!"
2) Getter Robo G episode 4 - "Benkei! Victory Of Tears"
aka Starvengers episode 4 - "Tip Gets The Needle"

The heroic warriors, The Formators, once again find their enemy 'The Pandemonium Empire' trying to destroy the Earth's defences.
Will Star Posiden, Star Erin and Star Dragon, be able to stand up to the Pandemoniums' deadly Robots Anorro and Silver Hair...?

I'm quite impressed that they got the apostrophe on "Pandemoniums'" correct, considering the rather random allocation of capital letters and commas in these blurbs.

On the tape this time, instead of a black screen, the "Force Five" and "Starvengers" titles are replaced by the picture from the cover of Formators volume 1 - a Quintesson cut from a Transformers book, and a bad guy from GaiKing - overlaid with the "Formators" name in BBC-computer-generated text.

The Formators Vol 4
Star Energizers
Fate Of The Star Energizer

The back cover, strangely, uses the cover of volume 2 as one of the "screenshots". Marc's rendition of Star Arrow on the front cover seems to have a moustache, for some reason.

1) Getter Robo G episode 6 - "The Dream Shredding Hyakki Empire"
aka Starvengers episode 6 - "The Star Energiser's Gone!"
2) Getter Robo G episode 9 - "SOS! Getter Robo, Please Respond!"
aka Starvengers episode 7 - "A Deserted Laboratory"

The Pandemoniums are back trying new tactics to capture the Earth and destroy the heroic warriors, The Formators.
When the Star Energizer, vital to The Formators for strength, is stolen, The Formators must get it back or it will be the end of the Earth as we know it.

The American adaptations usually chop out the most violent or non-kid-friendly moments from the Japanese originals - Peter's death on the first episode of this tape, for example. His absence in the final scene is explained by some awkward-sounding changed dialogue.

The Formators Vol 5
Earths Defence
Captain Fureher The Evil

The spelling should really be 'Fuehrer', and there should also be an apostrophe in 'Earth's'. And after two Transformers-free covers, Marc cuts out some more pictures, this time from the comic rather than the Ladybird books (perhaps he'd already cut his entire collection to pieces and had to find new material). The image at the bottom-right comes from the cover of the comic dated 24 October 1987, which gives us a helpful clue as to when these tapes were created.

1) Getter Robo G episode 10 - "Attacking the Demon Island!"
aka Starvengers episode 8 - "The Island Fortress"
2) Getter Robo G episode 11 - "The Hyakki Empire! The Road to the General"
aka Starvengers episode 9 - "Honor Redeemed"

The Pandemonium Empire begin evil operations out of a well fortified base in the Pacific Ocean. From here they plan to steal the Star Energizer which is the main source of power for The Formators. Yet again the evil Captain Fureher attempts total annihilation over our heroic warriors.

It's interesting to note that the blurbs steadfastly avoid mentioning that the robots in this series are vehicles piloted by humans, as opposed to the sentient robots who starred in Transformers.

The Formators Vol 6
Joey & The Pup
Fate Of The War Dogs

Another cover where Marc doesn't take those stars and triangles into account. His signature is also obscured somewhere - he must have been disappointed.

1) Getter Robo G episode 17 - "Koro, Bark For Tomorrow"
aka Starvengers episode 11 - "Joey Finds A Friend"
2) Getter Robo G episode 22 - "Jumbo Jet Disappears On The Ocean Floor"
aka Starvengers episode 15 - "Free Trip To Danger"

Joey finds a puppy who seems to be a perfect playmate. However, the pup is under the Pandemoniums spell and with the help of other dogs they attack The Formators headquarters.
The enemy use more android dogs to capture the computer tapes which control the Star Energizer. Unable to function The Formators find themselves under a deadly attack.

It doesn't get more 1970s-Japanese than giving a dog-themed episode the title "Bark For Tomorrow".

The Formators Vol 7
Birds Of Prey
Wipeout

Thanks to blog-reader Deano for sending me a scan of this one before I finally found my own copy!
Note that from this volume onwards, the middle screenshot picture is uppermost (pasted on last) - on previous volumes it was the one on the right.

1) Getter Robo G episode 13 - "Bat Bombs Crisis!"
aka Starvengers episode 10 - "Tip's Falcon"
2) Getter Robo G episode 37 - "Approaching Crisis In Japanese Waters?"
aka Starvengers episode 24 - "The Mother Quail's Strategy"

Tip is training a falcon who warns The Formators, guardians of the Earth's Defences, that a colony of bats have invaded the launch tubes at the laboratory.
Their evil enemies the Pandemonium Empire attack the large capital cities of the world and The Formators must fight back.

The Formators Vol 8
Omicron Ray
Night Raiders

1) Getter Robo G episode 23 - "Moonlight Dancing Clown"
aka Starvengers episode 16 - "Send Out The Clowns"
2) Getter Robo G episode 24 - "Boy Screaming Into The Sea!"
aka Starvengers episode 17 - "A Boy Crying To The Sea"

Joey gets a free pass to the circus, so The Formators, guardians of the Earth's Defences, take time off to go with him. Meanwhile back at the laboratory a Pandemonium agent steals the designs for the Omicron Ray Amplifier and the Star Energizer.

If all the references to the Star Energizer are getting a bit repetitive, well, that really is what happens in every episode, I'm afraid.

Volume 8 has the episode immediately following the last one on volume 6 - it even starts with a reprise of the end of that episode. Volume 7 features the second-from last story - for some reason, Krypton Force never released the two-part grand finale.

The Formators Vol 9
Star Fire
Galactic Energy

1) Getter Robo G episode 20 - "Major Battle! Mecha Fortress"
aka Starvengers episode 13 - "Star Fire part 1"
2) Getter Robo G episode 21 - "Final Battle! Shinespark"
aka Starvengers episode 14 - "Star Fire part 2"

The Pandemoniums bomb the Capernicus laboratory and their super battle robots defeat The Formators.
With the laboratory apparently destroyed the Pandemonium Empire plan to become rulers of the Earth but they haven't reckoned on The Formators new weapon STAR FIRE.

"Copernicus" is spelt wrong on the back cover. This two-part episode actually comes between the two episodes on volume 6. Unlike Sci-Bots there's no real story progression from one episode to the next, so it doesn't really matter, but this episode introduces the new secret weapon that also shows up in volumes 7 and 8.

The Formators Vol 10
Fear Of Imagination
Enter The Evil

Everyone looks a bit cross-eyed and deranged on the cover of this one, don't they?

1) Getter Robo G episode 32 - "What's Up With That Healthy Girl?"
aka Starvengers episode 20 - "A Girl Named Maria"
2) Getter Robo G episode 34 - "Showdown! Hyakki Three Brothers"
aka Starvengers episode 21 - "Triple Play"

Joey makes a new friend and helps her overcome her fear of the Pandemonium Empire, but a visiting baseball player causes problems for our heroes The Formators.

These are the two most unintentionally hilarious episodes in the whole series. The first episode features a small girl who has a screaming fit if anyone "gives her anything shiny or round" and the second involves a tough baseball player who makes friends with one of the heroes in an extremely macho way, following which the two of them go to bed together.

Also, the second episode of this one starts with a reprise of the ending of the episode that was supposed to come in between the two on this tape, which makes it look really strange when the two are edited together into one continuous cartoon in the Krypton Force style.

The Formators unused titles (from Australian trailer)
Center Battle
Silent Warrior
Plutonium Incident
Mecha-Satan

The Protectors

We now return to GaiKing, and Krypton Force seem to have run out of titles that sound a bit like 'Transformers' by this point. I wish they'd used a less generic name, though, because it makes this series harder than the others to search for on the internet.

The Japanese version of GaiKing ran to 44 episodes, but as usual the Force Five release was only 26 of them. Krypton Force might have intended to put out all 26, but for whatever reason they only produced four "Protectors" tapes - plus of course "Formators volume 1", as we saw earlier. There seem to have been two further volumes released in Australia, but as I mentioned above, evidence for them is very slim...

The Protectors Vol 1
Vital Element
Enter The Dragon

A very distorted GaiKing robot on the front cover by Marc.

1) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 1 - "Mysterious Black Holes"
aka Gaiking episode 1 - "Aries Joins The Team"
2) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 2 - "A Necessary Fight"
aka Gaiking episode 2 - "Right Down The Middle"

The Protectors battle against the evil Darius and his Black Horror Corps, but something vital is missing. Aries, a baseball player is recruited to The Protectors team and it seems HE was the vital element, but their troubles are not over yet.

The blurb fails to mention that this is the first episode of the series. Okay, it's labelled as 'volume 1', but that doesn't usually mean anything with Krypton Force.

A review of this tape can be found here.

The Protectors Vol 2
Yongard The Terrible
Sagiterror Attack

Wow, everyone's had their heads chopped off!

1) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 15 - "Miracle Drill!"
aka Gaiking episode 11 - "The Coach Comes Back"
2) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 17 - "Nesser's Big Underwater Challenge"
aka Gaiking episode 12 - "The Threat From Beneath The Sea"

The Protectors are under attack from the evil Yongard piloting his new Sagiterror Robot. Later both an American and Russian fleet mysteriously disappear and The Protectors must attempt to stop the start of World War III.

"Our enemy has applied the reverse space cross technique to some sort of space bazooka!"
"Aries, this time let's try the new Miracle Drill!"

The Protectors Vol 3
The Great Swamp
Flying High

1) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 30 - "A Dinosaur in the Jungle"
aka Gaiking episode 19 - "The Last Dinosaur"
2) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 32 - "The Ghost Ship Which Came From Space"
aka Gaiking episode 20 - "The Flying Dutchman"

The Protectors of Earth go in search of a dinosaur said to be hiding in the Great Swamp of Mexico.
Before returning to base they take a holiday in Hawaii where Bobby has trouble with the myth of the Flying Dutchman.

The Protectors Vol 4
Moon Plane
Zap Speed

The middle screenshot on the back cover is upside-down. It's a picture of Darius, who has a mouth in his forehead, and whoever was pasting the screenshots onto the background clearly didn't realise this.

1) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 23 - "Infernal Moon"
aka Gaiking episode 15 - "Encounter on the Moon"
2) Daiku Maryu Gaiking episode 24 - "The Gods of Easter Island"
aka Gaiking episode 16 - "Guardians of Easter Island"

Aries gets into trouble on the Moon. Could the discovery of iron ore save him?
After a plane is shot down and people are attacked by giant statues, The Protectors rush to investigate.

The first episode on this tape is the second part of a two-parter. I don't know what logic Krypton Force used when they were choosing which episodes to release...

The Protectors Vol 5
The Oriental Empress
[unknown]

Australia only, as far as I know.

The Protectors Vol 6
Mysteries
[unknown]

Australia only, as far as I know.

The Protectors unused titles (from Australian trailer)
Unexpected Action
Sahara Devils
Sabotage
Archaeological Adventures
Kaicord & the Kingdom
The Battle for Peace

Orion Quest

Flying saucer fun with Grandizer! Not my favourite of the Force Five series, but it's interesting that Krypton Force finally chose a title relevant to the series - he actually is called Orion Quest.

This was the longest of the five original Japanese series - 74 episodes in length. The Force Five translation only got as far as episode 37 (skipping eleven along the way to make the usual total of 26), and Krypton Force seem to have just presented us with the first eight (in Britain, anyway), in four very rarely spotted tapes.

Orion Quest [Vol 1]
Triple Triangle
Ranch Attack

None of the Orion Quest boxes has a volume number, but they are shown onscreen and written on the labels on the tapes themselves. The cover design changes with this one - the words 'Orion Quest' obscure another big chunk of Marc's artwork (if indeed it is Marc doing the drawings, because his name doesn't appear on any of these).

1) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 4 - "The Island Of Fear"
aka Grandizer episode 3 - "The Southern Cross"
2) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 5 - "The Pitfall Of Death"
aka Grandizer episode 4 - "General Ding"

Orion Quest, a refugee from another planet, is under cover at the Triple Triangle Ranch. The evil Vegans, his deadly enemies, attack the ranch whilst searching for Orion and his amazing robot Grandizer. Lance, a UFO investigator, enters a plane competition and is also attacked by Vegan saucers.

This may be 'volume 1', but it doesn't contain the first episode of the series. First-time viewers have quite a tough task on their hands working out who is who.

Orion Quest [Vol 2]
Vega
Trapped

1) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 7 - "The Feast of the Wolves"
aka Grandizer episode 5 - "No Honor Among Thieves"
2) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 8 - "The Radars Are Off"
aka Grandizer episode 6 - "Blinded By The Fog"

The Strongs bodyguard takes command of the so-far inefficient Vegans who are trying to destroy super alien, Orion Quest. An unknown gas is released into the stratosphere and whilst Lance is investigating he makes a strange sighting out in space, before he is able to tell anyone, Orion is off in his robot Grandizer... and into a trap.

Orion Quest [Vol 3]
Red Moon
Blown Cover

Thanks to blog-reader Gilby for pointing me to the eBay auction that completed my collection!

1) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 1 - "Brothers Of The Universe"
aka Grandizer episode 1 - "Robot Back To Action"
2) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 2 - "Prince Of The Other World"
aka Grandizer episode 2 - "Beware The Red Moon"

Lance, a UFO investigator, arrives at Professor Valconians Institute and is full of himself, but he soon finds out he needs super alien Orion Quest's help against the evil Vegans. When orders are given to attack Earth, Lance finds out Johnny's true identity.

Orion Quest videos are much harder to find than the other series (except for the super-rare Mission Promete, of course). They were probably the last one that Krypton Force turned their attention to, and made in smaller quantities.

Orion Quest [Vol 4]
The Youngest Eclipse
Spy

"The Youngest Eclipse"? One of the episodes on this tape involves a young boy, the other involves an eclipse. Note the Grandizer episode titles below.

1) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 10 - "Vega's Spy"
aka Grandizer episode 7 - "The Youngest Spy"
2) UFO Robot Grendizer episode 11 - "The Day When The Sun Will Stop"
aka Grandizer episode 8 - "A Vegan Eclipse"

Peter, a young boy, starts telling everyone fantastic stories about riding in an alien flying saucer, but is he really a spy? The Evil Vegans discover a way to use the Solar Eclipse as a means to get rid of Orion's super-robot Grandizer, but will they succeed?

Orion Quest [Vol 5]
Light Energy
[unknown]

Australia only, as far as I know.

Orion Quest [Vol 6]
Meteor Blizzard
[unknown]

Australia only, as far as I know.

Orion Quest unused titles (from Australian trailer)
The Gravity
Life Battle
Radient Rock
The Mirage
Wolfman
Noble Stand

Mission Promete

Danguard Ace - This isn't even on the BBFC website, I have no evidence that it was released in Britain other than that I own it.

It's a series with a slow start, the giant robot hasn't even been built by the time we get to the end of the two episodes on this tape. Jim Terry obviously thought so too - of the 56 episodes in the original Japanese series, the Force Five incarnation cut out a much higher proportion of early episodes than in the other four. However, like Spaceketeers and Grandizer, Force Five also didn't show the final episodes, so the American series has no real ending. Still, 26 episodes is better than the two that Krypton Force presented us with...

Mission Promete
The Mask
[no sub-title]

There is no volume number either on the packaging or on-screen. The number-stickers on the spine and the 4 on the back were stuck on the cardboard box by the previous owner, for some reason. Unlike every other Krypton Force release, this tape comes in a cardboard sleeve, and lacks the characteristic corner-flash with meaningless subtitle. The cover is classic Marc, though it isn't signed.

1) Wakusei Robo Danguard Ace episode 2 - "The Masked Man: Captain Dan"
aka Danguard Ace episode 1 - "Enter Captain Mask"
2) Wakusei Robo Danguard Ace episode 3 - "The Crimson Sunset Vow"
aka Danguard Ace episode 2 - "Down From Mach 2"

A masked man escapes from the evil Krel's slave station.
He manages to get to Earth & find the World Space Institute.
He says he has no memory of his past life & this must be proved.
Captain Mask soon becomes pilot instructor for the DANGUARD ACE (an amazing robot ship)

Mission Promete [vol 2]
Grounded
[no sub-title]

Australia only, as far as I know.

Mission Promete [vol 3]
Blackstar
[no sub-title]

Australia only, as far as I know. This one does have a volume number on screen and on the tape label. To read the 'comic' on the back cover in the right order, it looks like you need to start in the top-right and go anti-clockwise. Perhaps that's how they read comics in Australia.

1) Wakusei Robo Danguard Ace episode 11 - "A Father's Mask of Shadows Disappears Into Space"
aka Danguard Ace episode 5 - "Captain Mask Remembers"
2) Wakusei Robo Danguard Ace episode 12 - "Shine! Danguard Ace!"
aka Danguard Ace episode 6 - "Mission One Remembered"

He regains his memory and realises he is Captain Blackstar.
An explosion losens the Captains mask.
Then he remembers how the mutants made him a masked slave.
Meanwhile Krel's forces deliver their next attack.

If volumes one and three have episodes 1-2 and 5-6 respectively, maybe volumes 2 and 4 followed the same logical order. But knowing Krypton Force, they probably didn't.

Mission Promete [vol 4]
Probe
[no sub-title]

Australia only, as far as I know.

Mission Promete unused titles (from Australian trailer)
Attack
Sky Arrow
Saterlizer
Hawken
The Trap
The Octon
Instinct
Nebula

She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy

What do Wayne Rooney, Jimmy White, Elton John and John Cleese have in common? They've all never been the undisputed world's best in their chosen profession, that's what. And they've all had hair transplants. I'm just saying.

What's wrong with being bald? It should be something to be proud of! It makes you look cool! It's amazing how many fashion-conscious people have suggested I should disguise my baldness in some way, like by shaving the rest of my head so that people assume I could grow a full head of hair if I wanted to, but I've just chosen to be stylishly hairless.

Incidentally, my contempt for things like hair transplants extends to cosmetics of all kinds, and also any kind of shaving. Men or women. This is probably why I have so few friends.

Other blogworthy items

On the way to the Sheffield Regional othello tournament today, I saw five magpies all sitting around together in a field from the train window, and thought "Ooh, five for silver! No, wait, that means I'll win the metaphorical silver medal and come second in the tournament. That's not good. Quick, I need to see another magpie!"

And I didn't see another one, and I did come second. Drat those magpies. But congratulations to Iain, who's probably innocent of controlling my fate by means of magpies.

Also, Friends is on E4 after nine o'clock tonight, so they're showing the unedited versions with references to pornography and masturbation intact! This is a good move, because when E4 finally stop showing two or three episodes a day, every day, I'll have to buy the DVDs and be horrified by the rudeness! So this is easing the viewing audience into it gently, obviously part of another master plan devised by some genius.

Also also, I bought a lottery ticket for tonight and I haven't checked the results yet, so I'm in that delightful state of possibly being a millionaire and not knowing it. It's great! I think I'll never check it, and remain a Schrödinger's Millionaire forever!

Oogh, I'm poorly

I've got a terrible cold and I've got to spend tomorrow memorising a page of share prices and a bus timetable that I recklessly promised Japan I'd memorise for their TV show. Well, I actually promised an Australian who assured me that Japanese people are waiting for me to amaze them, so it might all be some kind of antipodean conspiracy. Anyway, I'm flying out on Monday now, so I've got the whole Sunday to spend feeling sorry for myself and trying to remember things.

Also, I might be going to America for scientists to examine my brain. It's a busy life, having a memory.

And now Billie Joe McAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

It being the third of June today, someone on an internet forum I frequent posted a link to "Ode to Billie Joe", so now the song's going to be playing in my head all day. And it does demonstrate what I always say about a positive frame of mind being essential for memory competitions - I had a very speedy historic dates practice this morning, then heard that rather depressing song, and then was a good thirty seconds slower than usual when I went back to some binary digits training. It's a good idea to listen to something fast-paced and bouncy before you go into a competition.

Really great song, though!