Saturday, December 05, 2015
When I first grew a beard 13 years ago, it was really quite unusual. Since then, practically everybody has copied me and grown beards of their own. There's a definite increase in hat-wearing these days, too. I'm confident that being fat, bald and ugly will soon become the new fashionable trend, too...
Friday, December 04, 2015
Thursday, December 03, 2015
Wednesday, December 02, 2015
The youth of today take it for granted that advent calendars will have chocolate in them, you know. That's the single most revolutionary change that has happened in the world since I was young. I vividly remember being astonished that someone at school had an advent calendar with chocolate.
Tuesday, December 01, 2015
Monday, November 30, 2015
Back home tomorrow - I like filming weird things, I need to do it more often. Anyone want to make a movie about me? It'd be a smash hit, I'm sure!