Sunday, January 13, 2019

It's the thirteenth of January

I really don't think I should be seeing TV adverts for Santa's Lapland, urging people to book a visit to Santa and make next Christmas special. Surely nobody starts planning their Christmas activities until at least March, do they?

Wednesday, January 09, 2019


It's the Scandinavian Open Memory League Championship on February 2 and 3, and I'm going to go to Lund and join the fun! Lund is in Sweden, but the bit of Sweden that's right down at the bottom, so the way to get there is to fly to Copenhagen and then cross over the really big bridge between Denmark and Sweden. I think the first half of it is called the Øresund Bridge, and then when you get halfway across, it transforms into Swedish vowels and becomes the Öresund Bridge. Scandinavia is a confusing place; I hope we don't have to memorise that kind of thing in the competition.

But hey, you should come along too, everybody! Memory League championships are always a lot of fun!

Sunday, January 06, 2019

Thundercats are on the move, Thundercats are loose

I've just bought a lovely bundle of Thundercats comics on eBay - the ones with the pull-out map of Third Earth in the centrespreads of six consecutive weekly issues that came out around the time of my eleventh birthday in 1987. I did buy them at the time, but naturally pulled out the giant map and assembled it on the wall, whereupon it presumably eventually fell down and got thrown away, I don't remember.

Anyway, isn't this map wonderful? And I couldn't find this specific version of it on the internet, so I thought I should share it with the world. Those six issues of the comic also have a six-part story written by Simon Furman, as always able to respond to a request like "write a story made up of six eleven-page instalments that revolves around a map of Third Earth in some way" and produce a work of genius, scripted by Ian Rimmer and drawn by various artists who never really made the Thundercats characters look like they did on the cartoon - somehow, I always felt like that was more of a problem with the Thundercats comic than it was with Transformers or He-Man, but I don't know why. Anyway, this story kept me entertained at the time, so what more could you ask for?

These comics also feature the first appearance of "One Cat and his Cod", the half-page strip by Lew Stringer that was a requirement in all Marvel UK comics at the time, thanks to the masterpiece that was Robo-Capers in the Transformers comic. The Thundercats one, though, was written by Ian Rimmer, and revolved around some really terrible jokes and existential discussion - Dave the cat and Bjorn the cod briefly wonder why they can talk, but conclude that it's because they're characters in a comic strip. And as a back-up strip there was Power Pack, which had already been the back-up in the old Star Wars comic, but hey, Power Pack was always good. Well worth 35p a week in the old days, or £15 for ten comics today!

I'm not sure about the advice to buy two copies of each issue, in order to remove the centre poster without losing two pages of the story - they printed a letter asking why they didn't put adverts or the letters page on the reverse sides of the centre pages, and the reply explained that adverts are booked for specific pages of the comic, and they just didn't want to put the letters page there. It then reiterated that buying two copies was the way to go - "expensive, but worthwhile!" - thanks, guys. Luckily, it's the 21st century now, and we have scanners, and blogs. I can keep my comics intact and still share the map with you all!

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

It's a new year again

Two thousand and nineteen already? Who would have thought it? And I can't help thinking I should be doing something new and exciting this year, but I really can't think what it should be. I'm sure it'll come to me eventually...

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Moving with the times, for the sake of nostalgia

I had various projects I was thinking of doing in this extended Christmas holiday, but instead I've bought a DVD of M.A.S.K., since I noticed that the entire classic cartoon is on DVD now, and also a Nintendo Switch to play Sonic Mania Plus on. For the last 25 years, give or take, I've held firm to the view that all modern video games are rubbish and should be ignored, but I just couldn't resist the wonder of this new classic-themed Sonic game. There's even a series of sheer genius cartoons to promote it!

And the game turns out to be just as good as it looks, so I don't feel at all cheated! I might even acquire some other games, some time, just to try to justify the cost of the Switch. It still feels wrong to play Sonic the Hedgehog on a Nintendo system, though...

Also, I want to see someone on the internet make a fake advert saying "sell your car on, or Philip Schofield will kill this puppy." Has anyone done that yet?

Monday, December 10, 2018


Hey, look what I found!

Those vanishingly-rare pre-cert Video Brokers tapes of Force Five still keep showing up in the most unlikely places. This one came from Poland, via eBay!

Also, for my own convenience, here's the link to the archive of that Danguard Ace website it always takes me hours to find! Now I can just come here to click it!

Saturday, December 08, 2018

Ships in the night

I wish I had some kind of football trivia blog that everybody read and was fascinated by the posts I make about football trivia. Because it's occurred to me that Norwich are top of the Championship and Burnley in danger of relegation from the Premier League, and whenever one of those teams is promoted, the other is relegated. It happened in 2013-14. 2014-15 and 2015-16. They haven't been in the same division since 2010-11, despite all the yo-yoing they do. I suspect they're secretly one and the same team, much like Clark Kent and Superman, or perhaps Prince Adam and He-Man.

But, you see, if I write a blog about that, all my readers will just be thinking "what's he going on about? I come here to read illuminating blog posts about memory or othello or comics or cartoons or the many toilets owned by the wonderful Zoomy, I don't care about football!"

I should cultivate more football-hooligan friends, it's the only solution.