Monday, March 16, 2020

Chocolate always helps

I was really annoyed, because even Tumby Woodside is apparently off-limits as a holiday destination now. But then I put my hand in my coat pocket and found a wispa I'd put in there and forgotten about, and was absolutely delighted! I love when that happens!

Friday, March 13, 2020

Distant future plans

Well, with the othello EGP in Barcelona being postponed, I've changed my plane tickets (Vueling, cheap Spanish airline, don't give refunds but are allowing unlimited free rescheduling) to the new dates at the end of September. I don't think I've ever booked travel anywhere near that far in advance before! I'll probably have long since forgotten about it by then.

So instead of Barcelona, next weekend I'm going to Tumby Woodside. A much more exciting holiday resort all round!

Thursday, February 27, 2020

This idea has legs. Or at least feet.

So, a couple of days ago, Laura at the office had a hole in her shoe and got wet feet. She asked if anyone could lend her a pair of socks. Seeing as I live practically next door, I generously brought her one of my finest pairs (no holes at all) from home. And to thank me, she custom-made a new pair of socks for me...

I didn't know it was possible to do this! I'm still not entirely sure why anyone would want to do this, but that's not the point. It seems I could cheaply manufacture Official Ben Pridmore Socks! I could sell them by the million! There are parts of the world where my huge fanbase would snap them up! I need to investigate the sock distribution facilities of China, quick! My TV appearance four years ago no doubt still has the country desperate for merchandise, and I can fill that demand with socks!

Sunday, February 23, 2020

China in your hand

I've got my brother here with me at the moment, back from China seven years after his last holiday over here. Which is great, although the reason for him evacuating the country obviously isn't something to celebrate. But even so, it's nice to have a housemate for a change...

Sunday, February 16, 2020

The Grand Prix (without cars)

Under the watchful gaze of the Marquis of Granby's horse's bum, the 2020 European Grand Prix othello championship commenced this weekend, in the scenic surroundings of Trinity College, Cambridge. In a room full of huge portraits of aristocrats, 24 competitors from around the continent came together - a really good number for an 11-round tournament followed by a grand final.

The EGP system has changed this year, with just four tournaments (with an overall winner based on points from their best three results), plus a separate European Championship. But the Cambridge event is just the same as it's always been, even if the part of the city around the railway station has changed enough for me to nearly get lost on my way to my hotel, the "Cambridge Central" Travelodge. Near the station, nowhere near the centre.

I wasn't really expecting to do anything special, although I've been playing a little bit on the internet in the last few weeks to remind myself how the whole othello thing works. And the first day was typically unexceptional - I won my first game, against Chiara Gigliucci, 33-31, and the WZebra computer says we took turns playing losing moves in winning positions an embarrassing number of times. Still, it's really only the last losing move that counts, and luckily I didn't play it. I was comprehensively beaten by Marc Tastet, Marcel Sneek and Matthias Berg, but did record wins against Mark Plowman, Sophie Tastet and (entirely undeservedly) Remi Tastet, who lost on time but should have won. So when we stopped for the day and went to the traditional Indian restaurant meal, I was on four wins out of seven - a good way towards my usual target of five and a half. But I was expecting to come up against top players in the four remaining games on Sunday...

As it turned out, though, my first game on Sunday was against Wendy de Graaf, who isn't as top as some, and for the first time in the tournament I thought I played a good game, getting a nice win. Five out of eight is definitely above the half-way mark!

Then in round nine I was up against Imre, who's always the toppest of the top players. But I'd mentioned at the meal on Saturday night that I've beaten him a surprising number of times in the past, and I was pleased to see I was playing black, which always works better for me, and it ended up working out very nicely! We had a very fun game revolving around the kind of position you can see on the right, where I'm trying to arrange things so I can play to B2 without him being able to play A1, and he's trying to stop me. And I ended up winning 34-30! (WZebra, which can be a real killjoy sometimes, suggests that Imre really should have won, but never mind, it's the actual result that counts!)

After nine rounds, there was no clear leader, with Takuji and Jan on seven points, and five of us on six - Marc, Imre, Matthias, Roel and me. Exciting!

So in round 10 I was up against Jan - I'm white this time, and the game had all kinds of wild and crazy positions of the kind that I find indescribably beautiful - I had to play this move, just because I think it's brilliant that it prevents Jan playing C5. It did make me think "Okay, it really looks lovely, but what do I do from here?", because he can still play to B6, and I still need to find another way to stop him being able to go anywhere good, but I'll go with a pretty-looking move any time. And then later he played a Stoner trap on me, when I'd just been thinking earlier that my favourite thing to do is play Stoner traps even when they don't seem likely to get enough discs to win - and eventually I did end up winning, 37-27!

With one round to go, that made it Takuji in the lead with 8, and Marc, Imre, Jan and me on 7, with Roel, Bruce and Guy behind us on 6. I was in with a chance of making the final! A slim chance, I'll grant you, because my tie-break score was comfortably the lowest (lots of narrow wins and heavy losses will do that to you), but a chance nonetheless! I'd be playing Takuji, and if I absolutely thrashed him, or the other three seven-pointers messed things up against their opponents, it was still theoretically possible!

I had beaten Takuji once before - it was in 2003, so I felt that I was really due another win, especially since I was so totally on a roll here. I'm playing black, and got into a situation that I really didn't think was hopeless - it just looks like there's a way to make him run out of moves if I play the bottom section right, and eventually force him to play into a disastrously bad place... but as it turns out, there wasn't a way, or at least not a way that didn't require him to do something silly, which he didn't. So I ended up losing 44-20, and had to give up on that dream of playing in the grand final. Which is a good thing, all in all, because I was meaning to go home at lunchtime, and if I'd had to stay in Cambridge I wouldn't have got back to Redditch until the middle of the night.

Guy had beaten Jan in the final round, but Imre and Marc won their games against Wendy and Bruce, with Imre getting enough discs in his game to sneak into second place on tie-break. The final table after the 11-round swiss looked like this:

Takuji Kashiwabara 9

Imre Leader 8
Marc Tastet 8

Roel Hobo 7
Matthias Berg 7
Guy Plowman 7
Jan de Graaf 7
Ben Pridmore 7

Bruce Kyte 6
Marcel Sneek 6
Remi Tastet 6
Wendy de Graaf 6
Ian Turner 6

Stefan Murawski 5
Luke Plowman 5
Mireille Blijleven 5
Chiara Gigliucci 5
Mark Plowman 5

Maria Serena Vecchi 4
Jasmijn de Graaf 4
Sophie Tastet 4

Linda Sneek 3
Anya Plowman 2
Katherine Bywater 0

That meant a grand final between Takuji and Imre, which Imre won 33-31 and 44-20, and a 3rd place match between Marc and Roel, which Roel won 35-29. So despite my best efforts, Imre won the British EGP for Britain, and I got a share of 5th place!

This also gets me a certain amount of points in the European Grand Prix - I'm not sure how many, because they were talking about changing the rules and I don't remember seeing the result of the vote. But okay, I think this is going to be my 'thing' this year. I'll go to all the EGP tournaments if I can - Barcelona on 21-22 March, somewhere in the Netherlands on 27-28 June, Copenhagen on 15-16 August! And the European Championship in Rome on 2-3 May! I've never really travelled the world for othello competitions - I went to France once, and it's quite possible that there are others I've forgotten, but doing the complete EGP is definitely a new thing for me!

Apparently this year is a good time to travel the European Union, anyway, before they introduce visas and blue passports and things, in the unlikely event the government does something about it. The Grand Tour is on!

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Further to the last blog

They're now showing the missing episodes of Bluey, and claiming that they're "new". So that's all right then. Anyway, I really should update my millions of readers with more of my everyday humdrum activities, shouldn't I? I'm going to Cambridge this weekend for the othello EGP, and what's more I'm thinking seriously about going to Italy later in the year for the inaugural European Championship! Or whatever it's called! I'll blog all about it, possibly.

Saturday, February 01, 2020

Lost dogs

Remember me saying last year that Bluey is a really brilliant cartoon that you should watch? Well, I did - if memory serves it was on father's day last year, so go and look it up. Anyway, it's now showing in this country on Disney Junior, but for some reason they only seem to be showing 38 of the 52 episodes. And what's more, some of the episodes they aren't showing (Shops, The Adventure, Camping) are the best ones in the whole series!

Is this some kind of anti-Bluey conspiracy? Possibly an evil witch's curse? A case of me just not having noticed that Disney Junior are in fact showing every episode after all? Whatever it is, somebody needs to do something about it!

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

I can travel the world once more

Yes, I'm all sorted for passport until 2030, an impossibly distant year that's clearly never going to happen. They've changed since last time round - the photo page is at the front now, and there's a whole page next to it headed "This page is reserved for official observations". And under that, it says "There are no official observations."

I want an official observation! Couldn't they have observed "This is a fine-looking fellow, and still impressively youthful-looking for 43"?

Well, now I just need to get some new stamps in it. Where should I go first?

Sunday, January 12, 2020

The Mental Marvel

Or should that be "the mental DC"? Last year, at the exact time when I took a week off work to use up my remaining holidays, someone had the brilliant idea to start a Facebook group dedicated to charting the progress of the DC superhero universe a month at a time since 1938. We're up to 1946 now, and it's given me a good reason to track down and read all kind of obscure gems, like this one here! In Real Fact Comics #5, DC's "educational" comic that mainly existed to counteract the growing belief that comics were turning American kids into crooks and delinquents, there's the story of Dr Bruno Furst!

Unlike a lot of the 'real facts' in the comic, it's very nicely written - citing the important memory principles and techniques and even giving a namecheck to Simonides! If any American kids of 1946 actually read it, maybe it started a few people on the road to a career in memory!

Saturday, January 11, 2020

The march of time

Long-time bloglings may recall that ten years ago I had to renew my passport, and expressed the firm belief that I was never going to be 43. Just look at those Young Zoomies, receding ever further into the mists of distant memory! To be fair, I haven't changed all that much in the past ten years, have I? It just looks like someone's dusted my face liberally with flour - maybe I'll just tell people I work as a baker, and haven't actually aged a day since 2010! And I'm most definitely going to ignore the possibility that I might one day be renewing my passport again, at the age of 53! That's something that will DEFINITELY never happen!

What I should have done before posting my old passport back to the passport people (you can take digital photos now and apply for the renewal online, but you still have to physically post your old one to them from the post office, thereby saving no time at all unless you're the person who had to stick the photos onto the passports) was going through it like I did ten years ago, and reminiscing about all the places I've been on that passport in the last ten years. Maybe I'll do that when I get it back. Lots of Chinese visas in this one, since they take up a whole page each time, rather than just a little stamp! How am I going to top what I've done from 2010 to 2019? It's safe to say my career as an international memory man is winding down... I need to find a new reason for globetrotting!