I like nerds.

Re-watching The Muppet Show has really brought back to me how big a crush I've always had on Scooter. And the continuing talk of bringing back a new series of the classic show has made me really want to be on it.

I mean, even if Disney hadn't apparently given up on the revival idea (what do you mean "difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series"? Are you all idiots? Just make more episodes of The Muppet Show!), I do appreciate I might not be the first choice for celebrity guest star unless I do something a bit more notable. I can see how "won the World Memory Championship three times, the most recent being seventeen years ago" doesn't put you quite at the top of the Hollywood A-list. But it's still a dream that feels like it might not be entirely impossible to happen one day.

I just want to give Scooter a hug, gosh darn it! Is that such an unreasonable thing to ask? Someone arrange it for me, please!