Had my voter registration form in the post today along with a booklet explaining it in English, Albanian, Arabic, Bosnian, Chinese, Farsi, French, Hindi, Kurdish, Latvian, Lithuanian, Polish, Punjabi, Somali, Turkish, Ukrainian and Urdu. I'm going to campaign to get German added to the list. Derby needs to become a worldwide capital of 'memory sports', and that'll mean there'll be a swarm of German immigrants coming and setting up home here.
Yes, I couldn't think of anything to write about tonight. Is that a crime?