Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Things I don't own but which people seem to think I should own

A mobile phone
Hammers, nails, screwdrivers, electric drills, basically anything you can buy from B&Q
A microwave
A car
A frying pan
A razor
More than one pair of shoes
A DVD player that isn't my laptop
Paper tissues
An ipod, or for that matter a CD player that isn't my laptop
Basic cooking ingredients like eggs, flour, spices etc
A wig.


Anonymous said...

Hilarious :)

Ace* said...

You'd have had coffee in the cupboard, then poor wee Log wouldn't have had to take the flour challenge!

Zoomy said...

Oooh, I forgot about tea and coffee! That needs to go on the list! And yes, I did have flour then, didn't I? It was left over from making a birthday cake for myself, as I recall...

Anonymous said...

I think you have a pair of Bruce Lee nun-chucks.

You never know there could be Jehovahs Witnesses in the area.