Oh, you want an update?

Here's the number one thing I learned in 2011 - foreigners don't know what Christmas crackers are. I always thought they were sort of universal things, but it turns out they're exclusively British.

The number one thing I've learned in 2012 so far is that there's a Chinese memory forum that I urge everyone to use some sort of translator on. I haven't had time yet, but I will.