Saturday, January 04, 2025

Freezing rain

 It's snowing as I write this1 and I'm not a fan of snow, as I've mentioned many times before. Increases the likelihood of me falling down and severely injuring myself. I'm an old man, you see. But tomorrow the weather forecast says it's going to get a lot warmer and just pour down with rain all day, and then be cold again the day after. "I wish it would make up its mind," as old people like to say. Personally, I just wish it'd be summer. But the BBC weather for today also says there's a chance of freezing rain, so I can't stay mad at the weather or the BBC for too long, since it reminds me of a truly wonderful comic...


If you haven't read Phoebe and her Unicorn - The Magic Storm, by Dana Simpson, then please go out and buy it now. It's really brilliant in so many ways, I can't recommend it highly enough! Or just borrow my copy. It's a definitive text for Phoebe's second-best friend Max, another cartoon hero of mine.


Now, will someone do something magical with the weather, and make it summer again?

1 It's Saturday night as I write this. I'm trying to write a blog a day, in advance, and post them in the early morning. But the one I posted this morning seems to show as being posted the previous evening, so the whole system has already broken down. I think I'll just go back to posting things whenever I feel like writing something...

Friday, January 03, 2025

Let's get memorising!

The Memory League World Championship is kicking off once more! I'm not in it, on account of not being good enough, but it's still very worth watching! And the matches are streamed live on Memory Sports TV, so tune in and watch over the next month! It really is fun and exciting, even if you know little or nothing about memory sports! (See, this is the exact opposite of my post two days ago - this is getting the comic fans who read this blog to start liking memory competitions!)


I really like the double elimination format. It really adds to everyone's enjoyment of the event! And makes it all look more complicated and clever, which can only be a good thing.

Am I ever going to scale the lofty heights of the ranking list, and qualify for future world championships here? Probably not, but I'm going to start by getting back in practice at the whole Memory League thing, and then just maybe work on improving my scores in the Images and Words disciplines - because you can't really get by in competitions here just by being pretty good at Cards and Numbers, even if my scores in those still count as 'pretty good'. I could probably improve my performance all round with a little more dedication, so maybe I'll give it a try...

A Methuselah of a blog

I've been blogging here for a long time now. In fact, it's been more than twenty years, if you count the couple of silly things I posted in October 2004 when I first heard about the concept of "blogs" and created one. And in July of this year, we'll reach the twentieth anniversary of when I actually started posting things here!

I only think of this now, because one of my favourite blogs to read on the internet, Dirty Feed, is celebrating its comparatively measly fifteen years of existence - a mere Jared of a blog compared to mine, and the name sounds a bit, well, dirty, but you should really check it out anyway! It's mostly about the production of TV comedy, and there are so many wonderful and fascinating pieces of writing there, you can get lost in it for days! I don't think you can say that about my twenty years of rambling on whatever subject comes to mind.

But perhaps I should follow that example and list the most popular things I've written here? Or maybe just one of them - because by far and away the most read article here on Zoomy's Thing is the Krypton Force videos! It's been so consistently popular over the years, attracting actual human people who've contacted me about it and not just robots, that I'm rather impressed. I think it's played a big part in increasing awareness of those British bootlegs of American bowdlerisations of Japanese cartoons, which can only be a good thing!

So here's to another twenty years, if I and Blogspot both live that long!

Thursday, January 02, 2025

No Place To Run

 I should write more about old comics I like but that my readers might not have heard of. It's all part of my plan to get people who read my blog hoping I'll share some kind of memory secret reading comics and watching cartoons too. I won't rest until everyone reading this blog is fully conversant in all my weird hobbies and interests!

So I was just re-reading Marvel Team Up Annual #7, from the summer of 1984. It's an extra-long story in which Spider-Man teams up with five members of Alpha Flight to try to escape the clutches of The Collector. It's great. But tucked away in the back pages, there's a little five-page backup strip, and I'd forgotten just how cool it is!

"No Place To Run", written by Bob de Natale (who wrote a handful of backups and fillers for Marvel around this time; this one was his first) and drawn by David Mazzucchelli (who was drawing Daredevil at the time, and was probably used to having his name spelt wrongly, like in the credits box here) is a story about the ordinary people who live in the mad world of the Marvel Universe.

It's a long-established law of superhero comics that the presence of people with godlike powers waging constant war with each other somehow doesn't prevent the normal human world from existing. Readers just have to ignore the logical inconsistency. But around this time, people started to write about what it's like to be a normal human in this crazy universe. It was a central theme of the definitive text Watchmen in 1986, and reached its pinnacle with Astro City in the nineties - but this five-pager filling up the space at the end of a Marvel annual predates those, and captures the feel perfectly!

There's an ad for war games between pages 1 and 2, and an ad for comic subscriptions between 2 and 3. The reader isn't really encouraged to stick with this story. But please do read it here, and enjoy!





Wednesday, January 01, 2025

Playing the Aasvogel

 I thought I'd quote Adrian Mole as the title of a blog post, to create a sort of theme of new year's resolutions. I remembered a funny section of his diary in which he resolved to "learn a new word and use it every day", which was followed by something like:

January 2nd - I'd like to go to Africa to hunt an aardvark.
January 3rd - And then I'd go south and hunt an aardwolf.
January 4th - How interesting that aasvogel should be a kind of musical instrument.

After which he gives up. So I looked up the passage, which I haven't read for twenty or thirty years, and found that it goes:

Saturday January 2nd 
How interesting it is that Aabec should be an Australian bark used for making sweat. 
Sunday January 3rd 
I wouldn’t mind going to Africa and hunting an Aardvark. 
Monday January 4th 
Whilst in Africa I would go south and look out for an Aardwolf. 
Tuesday January 5th 
And I would avoid tangling with an Aasvogel

What? It STARTS with "How interesting..."?! I always remembered that the whole joke was that on the third day he gave up trying to work the new word into any kind of sentence and just wrote the dictionary definition! And it isn't! There's not a proper punchline to the series of diary entries at all, it just stops!

My version is funnier. I think we need to rewrite The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾ to make it right, and give me credit as the co-author. It would be only fair. People used to jeer at me for looking like Adrian Mole, as I've probably mentioned several times before. Although I'll probably never write anything funnier than the entry for January 7th:

Thursday January 7th
Nigel came round to look at my racing bike. He said that it was mass produced, unlike his bike that was ‘made by a craftsman in Nottingham’. I have gone off Nigel, and I have also gone off my bike a bit.

And yes, I do know that "Vogel" means bird, and that "Aasvogel" is unlikely to be a musical instrument if you think about it. But I never have thought about it, and just kept my mistaken memory in my mind all these years. In my defence, though, I probably read the book for the first time before learning German, so it's understandable that I never made the mental connection. Luckily, we have the internet now, and I have just today, for the first time in my entire life, looked up the word "Aasvogel" to find out what it means. An archaic South African word for vulture, apparently. So now you know.

I was going to half-heartedly suggest resolving to write a new and interesting blog post every day in 2025, but now that I've actually learned something this morning, improved my general knowledge when it's not even half past nine yet, I feel very accomplished already. I don't need any resolutions. I can just go back to bed.

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

66 years on, you can't beat the Chipmunks for Christmas!

"Dave, I've been asking for the hula hoop for years. I would like to ask for something new, like roller skates or a new stereo. But I just got to get that hula hoop first. Please Dave.I feel I've been very patient."


 





Friday, December 20, 2024

The Kids of Class 2B

A great traditional thing to find under the tree on Christmas morning is this year's Bash Street Kids Book! Of course, the ones from the mid-1980s, when I was young, were the best, because things were so much better all round in the good old days. But the Kids were of course around long before I was born, and are continuing their misadventures unabated even today, so it's good to see there's at least a Bash Street Kids special on the shelves of Smiths right now, to delight the latest generation of readers!

You might remember how back in May 2022 I went on about how the Kids weren't as good as they used to be, only to find immediately afterwards that the good people at DC Thomson had taken my words to heart and revamped the strip once again. This new collection reprints the strips from that relaunch, with the usual smattering of bonus features to fill the 68 pages (including covers), it's a great successor to the classic books, and I heartily recommend it to anyone still shopping for stocking-fillers!

(Although six ninety-nine for a comic? Spoilt brats these days, getting such expensive things in their stockings. We were happy with a satsuma and a kick up the bum!)

Now, introducing the cast is an important part of this kind of comic, and for me the definitive roll-call of the Bash Street Kids came in the Beano Book 1979 - perhaps more because of it being the first one I read rather than any great literary merit. But I can still reel off that list of the classic nine characters, and I remember being grateful to have a proper checklist, since the weekly adventures wouldn't usually identify everyone by name.


A lot of the strips in the 1979 Beano Book still ended with violent, brutal and furious corporal punishment being meted out on the heroes by a parent or teacher. This was phased out over the eighties as fashions changed. Teacher hasn't wielded his cane in anger for many years now. This year's collection, though, gives us a very nice introduction to the Kids and their personalities - even to the extent of telling us their full names!


Wilfrid's name is misspelt, which is annoying. The Beano needs to hire me as a proof-reader to catch things like this. I inherit this pedantry from my dad, who was a teacher very much in the mould of the Teacher of 2B, and "Wilfird" makes me want to descend on the Beano offices with a cane of my own...

But apart from that, these names aren't all new! They're historically-established, in many cases, dating from the text stories that appeared in the Wizard comic in 1955! I don't own any of these classic comics, but they can be found for sale at reasonable prices in places like here and here. I'm so desperately poor at the moment, that I can't really buy them myself, but... it IS the season of giving, and if anyone was looking for a last-minute gift for MY stocking...

Anyway, the "Bash Street School" stories in the Wizard were narrated by Sidney Pye, and included characters like Death's Head Danny Morgan, Fatty Brown and Jimmy Smiff. This was before the comic in the weekly Beano had settled down into a fixed cast, but the main stars were already there. It's good to see the Kids have, mostly, kept their earliest identities!

A few points - Danny is short for Daniel (that's what Teacher always called him), so that should be mentioned here. Smiffy, as mentioned above, was a Jimmy in at least one Wizard comic, although to be fair he's not the type who can always remember what his name is. His surname, though, has always been given as Smiff rather than Smith before now. Stevie's real name is Super Star? Did he legally change it, or did his parents want to call him that? And check it out - Toots is Kate! I don't know if that's ever been mentioned before...

Yes, I approve of this. Long may the Bash Street Kids continue to wreak havoc!

Sunday, December 15, 2024

The crazy 1986 calendar

The cartoon talked about in yesterday's blog post was first shown in October 2022, making its British debut in December that year. The book Cosmic Frontier that Gus and Hunter geek out about (and which Luz's mother was similarly geeky with when she was younger) was written in the nineties about the year 2008. "Can't wait for that new year's party!" Hunter enthuses.

All these dates might be confusing to some, but they feel perfectly natural to one who grew up in the golden age of the Transformers comic published by Marvel UK! It just puts me in mind of the strange chronological confusion of the Transformers' adventures in 1986, as published in the British comic.

By the summer of 1986, the Transformers comic had settled into a nice pattern. The monthly American comic could be reprinted, each issue split in half and spread across two consecutive weekly issues of the British title, and the other two or three weeks of a month could contain original British material, fitting cleverly in between the action of the US stories. And by this time, the British material was much, much better than the American stuff it had been created to fill in time waiting for! It was always a big disappointment when we had to go back to the American stuff after a really good run of British adventures written by Simon Furman!

The summer and autumn of 1986 was glorious - fifteen consecutive weeks of British material, with "In the National Interest" followed by the sensational "Target: 2006!" That was the story that unlocked the way to write British stories going forwards - the American stuff was becoming increasingly interlinked and harder to squeeze British side stories into, but they could now write stories set twenty years in the future and not conflict with the present-day American material at all!

Which is good, because both the UK and US stories in 1986 got into the habit of mentioning specific dates, and in 1986, it all got a bit weird. Here are four pages from the UK Transformers comic...

Transformers №84, cover date 25th Oct '86
(British Transformers comics were published a week before the date on the cover)

Target: 2006 takes place over a five-day period, with maybe a day either side for the prologue and epilogue. One day in the middle of this period, as shown on the time-travelling future Autobots' screen there, is the 11th of October, 1986.

(I mean, I suppose they could be writing in the American format, and it's the 10th of November, but no. By the year 2006, we'll have eliminated all these strange foreign ways of writing dates and standardised everything to the correct British format!)

And so after the whole time-travel adventure has been resolved, we can move on to further adventures for the present-day Transformers, and go back to reprinting the American comic...


Transformers №89, cover date 29th Nov.86
(I'm copying the erratic punctuation of the date on the cover of each British comic here, just because it's another thing I find fascinating. Just not quite fascinating enough to write a full blog devoted to it, just yet...)

This is reprinting the first half of the 21st issue of the American Transformers comic, cover-dated October 1986 and published in June. And set, very specifically, on July 4th. But it definitely follows directly on from Target: 2006, because that story is written to lead into it, with the Insecticons (including Bombshell, seen here), travelling to Earth to go on this mission. Time seems to have gone backwards.

But then, America is a weird and unfathomable place to the young (and somewhat dim) ten-year-old British reader of the time. It was probably news to me that the 4th of July was some kind of special day over there, and I wouldn't have been surprised if you'd told me that in America, July 4th happens in November.

Incidentally, notice that the Marvel UK people have corrected the spelling of "colourist" as usual, but have left "penciler" untouched. Unusually sloppy! But let's move ahead another month, for the Christmas issue of the British comic!


Transformers №93, cover date 27th Dec.86

It was traditional to have a Christmas story in British comics, even if, as in this case, we'd just had four weeks of summer-based American stories and another two to come directly after it. And actually, this British story kind of puts the lie to my claim that the British ones were always better than the American - this one seems like speedily-written filler stuff produced at the last minute when someone realised it was Christmas!

But it's definitely shortly before Christmas 86. Buster Witwicky has put up a non-reusable banner in his bedroom to prove it to us! Does he buy a new one with the current year's date every December? The boy's got too much pocket money.

And again, this one makes specific reference to stories that have appeared in the British comic in the last few months. Even throwing in a last-minute rewrite of the dialogue to cover up for Trailbreaker being in this story when he was meant to be near-fatally damaged during Target: 2006. So we've gone October-July-December in our stories so far - the next one must take place in 1987, right?


Transformers №95, cover date 10th Jan.87

We're back to the American continuity. This is the second half of the 23rd American issue, dated December and published in August 1986. Which makes the date on Donny Finkleberg's cheque there all the stranger - it's October 4th now?

A certain amount of time passes between issues of this continuing story, but it doesn't really feel like three whole months have elapsed since that July 4th adventure. The humans don't seem to make much progress in these three months, and the robots must have spent a lot of time sitting around doing nothing in that period if it really has been that long! And why did an American comic published in late August throw in a date of early October? Has the British time-travel continuity spread across the Atlantic?

I think Donny has just got understandably confused by the way the 1986 calendar works. It was a strange year, but a very fun one if you were a dim-witted ten-year-old who loved Transformers comics!