This new house of mine is rather strange in some ways. Downstairs there's a big living room, little kitchen and little back room that serves as a spare bedroom, complete with en-suite toilet. Upstairs, there's the main bedroom and two bathrooms. One with a shower, the other with a great big bath. Why would you put two bathrooms in the house?
So now I can buy those blue disinfectant in-cistern block things from the supermarket and make sure to buy the ones that come in packs of three, in the hope that someone will ask "why don't you buy the ones that come in packs of two instead?" so that I can reply "Because I've got three toilets, you see. I'm that posh."
Nobody's asked me that yet, but I live in hope.
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