Since I started posting something here every day, my pageviews have increased steadily. This is a good thing, because amassing a huge number of devoted followers who hang on my every word is phase one of my master plan to take over the world.
Phase two involves a lot of sleeping and watching cartoons while my minions do all the world-conquering work.
The primary flaw in your plan is that most of your minions are also sleeping and watching cartoons.
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