Well, it's Dai's, he left it here by mistake, and the battery's flat. I think the main thing preventing me from getting a mobile now, apart from that I've got no money, is that I'd have to learn how to use one. It's a bit embarrassing, really. If I ask anyone for instructions, they'll think I'm some kind of unbelievably ignorant eejit. Which I am, but people don't have to know about it.
Well worded Ben but, let's face facts; I forgot it.
ReplyDeleteIn my defence, it's the first time i've ever forgotten anything.
Besides, even if the battery wasn't dead, it's encrypted. It's built in so you wouldn't be able to use it.
It's got this built-in security feature whereby, if anyone other than me uses it, or attempts to decrypt it, it turns into a Dime Bar. This seems good but, after, it explodes.
Obviously I don't want to reveal the security features but, my own memory failed so I had no other choice and had to make you aware of it.
Eat it at your own risk. This message will however, not self-destruct or turn into a thin bar of chocolate.
Go mad and buy a mobile phone. Or buy a mobile phone and go mad.
ReplyDeleteI'll take you mobile phone shopping sometime, we'll get you something nice and easy to use and hopefully non-intimidating.
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