I can't talk about curtain hooks

My curtains don't have hooks. They've got ring things that slide along the rail. Curtain hooks are rubbish, anyway, they always fall off.

Look, I'd talk about memory if there was anything to talk about, but nobody's told me anything's happening - there's probably a US Championship in a couple of months that I'd love to go to but almost certainly can't afford.

I could talk about Captain Hook, he was extremely cool. Or no, I can't really be bothered.