I've been really insanely busy with work just lately, but that's probably my own fault for spending so much time travelling around the world to memorise things lately. But I've been spending my spare seconds planning what to resolve to do in the new year, memory-wise. And that involves a sort of pre-resolution to spend the bank holidays after Christmas doing a sort of practice World Memory Championship so that I've got a record of what my scores are at the start of the year, and thus can improve them radically by means of all the training I'm going to do.
There will probably be other resolutions too, but I haven't finished resolving them yet.
Ho Ho Ho Where are you going on christmas day Ben?
ReplyDeleteSanta Claus has a beard, Ben has a beard; Santa Claus wears hats, Ben wears hats; Santa Claus eats cookies, Ben eats cookies.
ReplyDeleteIt's now very clear to me that Ben's absence on Christmas day can only mean one thing - Ben is dead, and Santa Claus killed him.
Cookies? Santa? Father Christmas eats biscuits. Get stuffed America.
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