I think I'm getting wrinkles around my eyes. What with that and the white hair that pretty much dominates my beard nowadays, it's increasingly hard to convince myself I'm still youthful and devastatingly handsome.
This is the kind of thing that concerns me mostly when there's someone coming to take photos of me tomorrow. I'm not sure what for, some kind of news article most probably. But I'm going to look fat and bald and old and hideous, you can rest assured.
You are smart BEN
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm really tired of these inane comments. I'm just going to delete anything that sounds like the one above in future. Like Thumper's mother always told me, if you can't say anything interesting, don't say anything at all!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't going slightly grey make you more interesting/ distinguised?
ReplyDeleteLook at Dawkins he's grey/ white & thought of as a brilliant mind ( I teach his stuff but I don't like the man's rudeness to people's beliefs!) & Einstein white haired.
I'm sure you can do distinguished easily!
For a second there I thought I was reading Sir Sean Connery's blog, but alas I scrolled down to the well-marinated superhero photo, and all is right in the world again.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I always wanted to be on your side.
ReplyDeleteJust to let you know Ben, not that it matters, but the second "El Liver" poster here is an imposter. Although it’s a fine day whenever anyone attempts to impersonate what can only be called, my greatness.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
El Liver, a.k.a. Dominic O’Brien’s Liver, a.k.a. ‘That Weirdo’
Thank you, thank you very much. El Liver has left the building…
I am not an imposter I am the real El Liver.
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