The somewhat inaccurately named 99p Shop in Derby is selling 2-litre bottles of Pepsi for 79p. This is a bad thing for those who are trying to lose weight but can't resist a bargain or a sugary drink. I mean, diet Pepsi is the same price, but that tastes like wee, so I'm forced to buy the unhealthy stuff.
I really should be making an effort to be slender and beautiful right now, because I quite literally can't set foot out of doors at the moment without being recognised. Every time I go out in public, somebody is waiting to compliment me on my amazing memory abilities. Everybody seems very impressed by it, funnily enough, although I didn't think I came across as much of a genius. Nobody's stopped me in the street to say "Ha ha, you're the one who's got no job!" yet, either.
Tesco's own brand coke, 20p a bottle!
ReplyDeleteI like it :-)
for 2 litres.
ReplyDeleteWhen and if you ever desire anonymity again, remove the mystery cape.
ReplyDeleteindulge!
ReplyDeleteIt be up to its dearer price soon enough, says she who cannot resist the fact her £ store every so often has 70% Sprungli/ Lindt for cheapo amounts and buys lots!
And a bargain isa bargain I say!
Also enjoy the spot light, you are entitled to your 15 mins of fame, and I am impressed you haven't been arrested by wearing that super hero costume!