I had a phone call from the head HR person at the office this morning - "Hi Ben, just a quick question, hope you don't mind. Do you take insulin for diabetes?"
Me: "...No."
Her: "Oh, sorry, I must have been misinformed. Bye."
Now, obviously it's part of some nefarious plot against me that someone is spreading rumours about me being an insulin-dependent diabetic, but I can't quite work out what the plan would involve. I suppose I'll just have to wait until it runs its course and ends up with someone taking over the world.
Obviously someone called as to activate the surveillance tap that’s placed on your phone – by none other than the Queen no doubt. It wasn’t the upside-down Union Jack that offends her sensibilities; it’s your lovely new hat! She’s been known to be quite jealous of men in hats.
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Human resource people are somewhat incompetent…