Zoomy's thing

I got a water bill in the post this morning. Dated 14 June 2007, for the period 18 August 2006 - 12 November 2006, 'please ensure that y...

Sometimes it's so hard to refrain from poking gentle fun at companies that might possibly be going to employ me. Tell you what, if I don...

Sorry, twenty to eleven, watching hilarious comedy "The Inbetweeners", have divided day between chasing up jobs and somehow not re...

"I've already killed three people with my skimmer, but that hardly counts - they were all Senior Citizens." So says Dano Gazza...

Curse this self-imposed ban on blogging about jobs I'm applying for. While it does reduce the chance of me inadvertently offending a pot...

I knocked over one of the piles of old paper in my living room (remember that exciting post last week about unpacking my box of old paperwor...

I got my keyboard back, if you were worried. By way of the neighbours leaving it out in the hallway. So that's all okay, unless they sti...

I might have mentioned before that I own an electric piano keyboard thing that I use for the sole purpose of propping my bedroom window open...

Well, if yesterday's blog was number 999, I suppose that means that this is the big one thousand! Woo! So, I've been racking my brai...

This note has been added as an afterthought, realising that a large proportion of my blog readers are American, German or Other. 999 is the ...

You'd think, with being unemployed and penniless and everything, that I'd be losing weight, but in fact I'm pretty sure I'm ...

The boxes of sweets/chocolates/jaffa cakes etc on the shelves lining the queue for the tills in Woolworth's have got big, visible yellow...

Well, you see, it was my brother's thirtieth birthday and he really wanted lots of cool costumes at his party, so I had to make an effor...

Well, that was a fantastic party! I'm still suffering a little from over-drinking and under-sleeping last night, so I'll be brief, b...

There's a Manchester United website called manureds.co.uk. To me, that looks like a website devoted to people or things which have been ...

I've been suffering with a cold for the last week, although I seem to have been very brave and noble and not whined about it on my blog....

I was in Oxfam today, looking for cheap accessories to supplement the costume I'm wearing at my brother's fancy dress party on Satur...

Okay, final football-related post for at least a few days, I promise, but I would like to retract my prediction of Greece to win Euro 2008. ...

Well, the embarrassing defeat for France turned out to be a very dull embarrassing draw for France, and the dull 0-0 draw between Holland an...

Why doesn't my internet explorer auto-redirect me on some web pages that really want me to be redirected? I bet it's some kind of se...