Zoomy's thing

Only he's a gay American now! For want of anything better to do before the rugby tonight, I watched the new American sitcom "The Cl...

Look, Ed Byrne's a guest on Have I Got News For You! I wonder if he mentioned having this memory guy as a guest on The Panel and suggest...

There's the 21st-century equivalent of a speak-your-weight machine in Woolworth's, and I had a go on it yesterday. You tell it how o...

Thanks to Boris, Gregory and Mike for responding to my request for subjects to write about! This is going to be a long (and hopefully intere...

You know, I get the feeling that I haven't written anything interesting in this blog lately. I think it's mainly because I haven...

One advantage (possibly the only advantage) to being imminently featured on a Channel 5 documentary is that it makes it easier to decline of...

Roger Moore got a star on the walk of fame for his birthday, and I want one too! I could be an actor. The evil English genius, as someone su...

The commentator on the rugby tonight described Sébastien Chabal as 'the 21st century Asterix', because he's really large. Honest...

Woo! I memorised a pack of cards in 23.05 seconds today! I should have switched to that shuffling-the-cards-between-my-fingers method years ...

I was quite surprised to read on Sam's blog that Wispas are being re-launched. I'd genuinely never noticed that they'd stopped ...

So, I promised you a funny story about jobs, didn't I? Well, I had an email from D E Shaw & Co, an American investment company that ...

Bumped into I'm-almost-certain-her-name's-Sarah-now again today. It's like buses - you don't see a bus for two years after y...

Wow, but Sonic 2 is a great game! I haven't played it for years, and it was wonderful to remember all the little bits and pieces of it. ...

The big shopping centre in Derby has been a building site for just about as long as I can remember (so at least a week, then), but the new-l...

Apart from the Channel 5 photo shoot, I've got nothing lined up or likely to be lined up in terms of memory publicity. Does this mean I...

What with going to London yesterday, I spent the whole day thinking it was Saturday. On the train ride home I repeatedly caught myself wonde...

Yes, I succeeded in performing a memory test similar but not identical to the one that the Japanese chimps do. Which is good, because they...

So, down to London tomorrow for two different TV thingies, one of which involves monkeys. It was nearly three things - Channel 5 emailed tod...

I'm watching a particularly dull football game tonight, and it seems to have drained my brain of anything fun or exciting to talk about....

In Dublin's fair city, and so on. The TV people flew me out there with Ryanair, which is the first time I've done that. It's act...