Zoomy's thing

This is the first time I've been to London since the bomb things. The only noticeable difference is that half the underground lines are ...

I also think the universe is laughing at me. When I took a week off in February and went to Las Vegas I got the flu and spent most of the ti...

I just won an othello tournament on VOG. It mainly involved a lot of lucky swindles and wins despite playing fairly badly, but hey. Anyway, ...

I went out for lunch yesterday specifically in order to buy the comics I hadn't been able to get at the weekend, only to find that Forbi...

In the middle of eating my dinner and watching cartoons tonight, I had a phone call from my mother, of all people. This being the first time...

I'd like to comment on it without spoiling the ending for anyone who hasn't read it yet, but I can't really. So consider this a ...

"It's the first trophy I've ever won!" whispered Ed next to me on the stage, proudly examining his prize for being the sec...

German keyboards are particularly difficult to get to grips with when your name´s Zoomy. The Y and Z are in the wrong places. Also, the back...

Birmingham International Airport has the most boring departure lounge in the world. Luckily, though, I've come equipped with "At Sw...

I'm well and truly bored with not having a blog. And since I set this one up months ago and only posted some random nonsense and a pictu...

Although technically a fish, the elephant shares many attributes with the larger mammals - it has four legs, a number of eyes and greyish ...

This is me. Cute, ain't I?