Zoomy's thing

Sorry I didn't post anything last night like I promised - the planned moving of the servers down to Burton has been postponed, so we...

So as I was saying last night, football. I do like watching football, and while you might say to that 'so what', I think that's ...

When Harvey published the proof of his newly-discovered process for turning raisins back into grapes, he was awarded three Nobel prizes (lit...

Christmas is coming. I can tell, because not only did I hear 'Fairytale of New York' playing in a shop this morning, the fabulous si...

Well, I'm back home again after a longer-than-usual car journey - to avoid a big traffic jam on the M6, the drivers among us opted to si...

Sigh, another week in a nice hotel, all expenses paid. I shouldn't moan, really, but I think I'd still rather not have to work for a...

I've just found half a tube of cherry drops down the back of my settee. They're a bit sticky and difficult to separate from the plas...

Hooray for the weekend! I didn't have a chance to keep the blog updated while I was in the wilds of Cheadle this week. I did write an en...

Staying up till 6am drinking and having a deep discussion about my identity/identities ("Is Zoomy the same as Ben, or is Ben the same a...

I'm going to Crispy and Sleepy's for fireworks tonight, so I'll get the blogging in a bit early while I've got a moment. I...

Apparently my Weakest Link appearance was repeated tonight, but I didn't hear about it until after it had finished. Still, it's alwa...

I've now been commuting to Burton-on-Trent for three days, and I've yet to go there or back on a train that was running on time. Tod...

I agree with Mr Hardfur Huttle on this point - I always avoid buying medium varieties of things if I can avoid it. This is one of those hard...

Although they want me to stay in a hotel down in Cheadle next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, while I'm learning...

There was a really good cartoon called 'Pumpkin Moon' on Sky yesterday, chronicling the great Halloween conflict between pumpkin lan...

While I was memorising thousands of binary digits this morning, part of my brain was adding up how much money I've got and working out w...

Okay, it seems everyone wants me to do this documentary. Fine. If he does turn out to be evil, it'll be your fault. So, having decided t...

I've got money! Lots and lots and lots of it! Ooh, and so many things shouting out at me to buy them. We finished work at lunchtime toda...

Is it too late to call off this whole documentary thing? Today's filming session had more telling me what to do than I like to have in m...

I don't want to leave my job and start a scary new one! Someone arrange things so I don't have to, please. Tomorrow is sort of my la...